Gonzalo Higuaín (47 apps, 8 goals in CL and 43% chance conversion rate) (28 Viewers)

[Jem83]

Larry Laffer?

Laffer!!

My road to learning english began this way. I was 6 years old, in front of my Amiga 500, playing this stuff.

Having to write stuff like "Open Door"...."Undress"...."Use prophylactic"...."Fuck the whore" at age 6 truly set me up for life

What's for dinner tonight, chief?

Microwaved lasagne or something. My exam is coming up on May 30th, and I'm eating like crap because of it. Anything that's edible and quick/easy to make is perfect right now

 

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[TheLaz]

How is it that suddenly we are set to offer 25m € for Higuain and still show interest in Jovetic? How much money do we have to spend???

Serious news sites report interest in both Higuain AND Jovetic as in "they're both coming".. How on earth would we scrape that money?!?!?!? I get the pay-in-rates deals but trade-deals with players incl won't make it at this stage. Both Jojo and Higuain are top players. You need cash or you might as well walk away here..

My point is:
25m for Higuain + 25m € for Jovetic = 50m €. WTF?

Isla+Asa = 15m €
Peluso = 5m€

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70m € to spend!? The budget of last year was somewhere around 40 I believe

 

[petersmit]

we won't be paying 25M for higuain AND jovetic... if we sign jovetic there will be a player-swap involved...

 

[Robee]

Isla+Asa = 15m €
Peluso = 5m€

Last years budget...

 

[TheLaz]

Last years budget...

Nope. Isla and Asamoah had a price of 15m € each. We are set to pay the remaining 15m € out of the total 30m.
Peluso is still on a loan with option to buy - it seems we will sign him and therefore I add 5m € to this summers budget.

Sorry

 

[Fint]

we won't be paying 25M for higuain AND jovetic... if we sign jovetic there will be a player-swap involved...

Forecast shows itll be another "Sergio Summer"
Plenty of high points, but mainly low ones.

 

[ALC]

All we need is a little bit of Tevez

A little bit of Beppe in my life
A little but of Isla by my side
A little bit of Carlos is all I need
A little bit of Zaza's what I see
A little bit of Angel in the sun
A little bit of Nani all night long
A little bit of Higuain here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

 

[IliveForJuve]

A little bit of Beppe in my life
A little but of Isla by my side
A little bit of Carlos is all I need
A little bit of Zaza's what I see
A little bit of Angel in the sun
A little bit of Nani all night long
A little bit of Higuain here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Mambo #5.

 

[Furino]

One night in Madrid make's a Marotta humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Madrid and the transfer tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the Wenger walking next to me

 

[Gagi]

A little bit of Beppe in my life
A little but of Isla by my side
A little bit of Carlos is all I need
A little bit of Zaza's what I see
A little bit of Angel in the sun
A little bit of Nani all night long
A little bit of Higuain here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

pam pam pam paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

 

[Jem83]

I sit back with this pack of contracts and this bag of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest DG on this,
on this earth, and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just purchase
and just blirk, it's berzerk and bizzarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension
Dispensin' of strikers is gettin' the stress that's been eatin' me recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully
But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone
When you freaks see me out in the thread
When I'm eatin' or feedin' my daughter to not come and speak to me
I don't know you and no I don't owe you a JoJo or Higuain
I'm not Galliani! I'm not De Laurentiis!
I'm not Sabbatini, I can be a prick!
If you tempt me my tank is on empty
No patience is in me, and if you offend me, I'm trolling you 10 feet in the air
I don't care who was there and who saw me destroy you
I'll call you a lawyer file you a law suite, I'll smile in the court room and buy you Pellissier!
I'm tired of arguin'!
I don't mean to be Great™ , but that's all I can be it's just me

 

[napoleonic]

A little bit of Beppe in my life
A little but of Isla by my side
A little bit of Carlos is all I need
A little bit of Zaza's what I see
A little bit of Angel in the sun
A little bit of Nani all night long
A little bit of Higuain here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

genius

 

[ZoSo]

Tevez, knows how to party
Tevez, knows how to party
In the city, of Piedmont
In the city, of good ol' Turin
In the city, city of Torino
Tevez keeps it rockin'
Tevez keeps it rockin'

 

[IliveForJuve]

Tevez is as old as Dr Dre. No, thanks!

 

[Fint]

This page

 

[ZoSo]

Nuthin' but a 'J' thang

One, two, three and to the fo'
Carlos Alberto Tevez and Higuain is at the do'
Ready to make a match winner, so back on up
('Cause you know we about to score shit up)
Gimme the ball first, so I can score a double
Brest and Ciudadela, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a "J" thang, baaaaabay!
Two latino niggas so we're craaaaazay!
Juventus is the club that paaaaays me!
Unplayable, so please don't try to play this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the training at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
from a young J's perspective
And before me dig out a goal I have ta' find an assist
You never know he could be beatin' his man
and trippin' his man - and at the same time scorin' on his man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no defender good enough to stop me while I'm up in it
(Yeah) And that's realer than Real-Deal Matri on the field
And now you defenders and midfielders know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to score off a proper chance
I'll take a small shot at some of that goalie stuff

 

[ALC]

 

[Wahdan]

Amatucci (FIFA Agent): "Higuain? Absolutely not. He's just a smokescreen for the real target: Ibrahimovic"

:burke:

 

[Xperd]

FIFA Agents know nothing.

 

[Jem83]

Never did, never will