Jem83

maitre'd at Canal Bar
Nov 7, 2005
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True story: I may be a coffee snob, but I'll drink Nescafe. :sick:
Respect!

I mean it.

Look, I really love GREAT coffee, italian, brazilian, indonesian coffee beans, Mauro De Luxe, Blue Java, whatever, I like the gourmet shit (Pulp Fiction reference intended) every now and then, BUT, there are just sometimes when you just want a plain cup of Nescafè instant. I can't explain why that is, but sometimes it's just what hits the spot. Being the coffee snob that you are, I think it's cool that you acknowledge that Nescafè has it's purpose too :D
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Can Marotta create a player that he is himself unable to sign?
:lol:

Respect!

I mean it.

Look, I really love GREAT coffee, italian, brazilian, indonesian coffee beans, Mauro De Luxe, Blue Java, whatever, I like the gourmet shit (Pulp Fiction reference intended) every now and then, BUT, there are just sometimes when you just want a plain cup of Nescafè instant. I can't explain why that is, but sometimes it's just what hits the spot. Being the coffee snob that you are, I think it's cool that you acknowledge that Nescafè has it's purpose too :D
Oh, it does. And I'm not saying I'm necessarily proud of myself for that. Nor does it ever really happen that I'll choose the Nescafe ahead of the real gourmet shit (Pulp Fiction reference most appreciated).

But the fact is that I love coffee. Not only one narrow sliver of estate coffee produced on one of two farms, processed with only one kind of machine, and made to within a 0.0001% tolerance of total dissolved solids in water. Because that's if all you'll drink? No, you don't love coffee. You love some freak of nature that can only be recreated in a lab under the right conditions.

It's like saying you love sex. I mean, sure, we'd all love to be banging supermodels who are 10-out-of-10s, but who are we kidding? If a 6 comes around at the right time and in the right light, hey -- it's still sex, so that's pretty frigging awesome.
 

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