Ha ha ha, really really good stuff, creative too, i love it!
Just a few touches though;
we havent learned nothing not only from last year, but from the past 7 years.
Bonucci's cost was 21.5mil (15.5+6mil lost from selling off players contracts) And i dont want him sold, but loaned.
The 25mil on Melo would be more fitting in the CM talk. He could also add Veratti after Pogba and Destro after Jovetic, to make it a bit more dramatic.
And Napoli would be better than Torino, as an example i occasionally use.
It was great laugh though!
Some touches, like the strategic financial difficulties the Milan clubs are facing and Martinez and Motta returning from their loans were simply brilliant!

mins 2:28-2:38 are pure gold!