Giuseppe Marotta (150 Viewers)

[Byrone]

you havent seen the Greek nurse, i believe we have Europe's worst.
I m currently working in a Children hospital (so i only have to deal with minors and married women) and today, i m the only hand on deck, here in the x-rays, so i cant leave, i ll have to stay put 24/24
because everything that comes must be checked by me.
This pc has limited rights, i cannot install nothing, not even a flash player.
So i m stack with you guys to practice my English and get informed about my fav team, occasionally a case appears and i take a few minutes brakes and by the time i come back, someone has replied to my posts.
So, i can interact with the forumers in a nice flow, it would be boring otherwise and i would be too distracted to try anything more that requires real time interaction, so the forums atm are my best option to kill time, as i m waiting for new cases to appear.

Nah i understand Cron , dated a doctor so i know how it works. You do have a lot of valid points in your arguments but i think you stretch it a bit too far like a greek tragedy.

He's a doctor? Oh, I can just see it now


Dr. Cronios- Ma'am, it's a boy
Woman- Is he healthy?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am, but I can already tell that he is going to be mediocre at best.
Woman- What?!?!?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am. Mediocre
Woman- Oh My. How do you know that?
Dr. Cronios- It is my opinion, ma'am. And that is a fact.
Woman- What kind of a doctor are you?
Dr. Cronios- A doctor who has had to wallow in mediocrity for the last 5 years, with our administrative staff spending incredible amounts of money on syringes and gauze, when this hospital really needs new aprons, an X-ray Machine, and a defribrillator. Also, ever since our general manager was let go 5 years ago, our new general manager has insisted on buying Italian doctors who only care about being gynecologists. Which reminds me. Your son will be Italian
Woman- WHAT?!?!?!?!
Dr. Cronios- Yes, it's true
Woman- But, my husband and I are Greek
Dr. Cronios- Doesn't amtter ma'am, this is what I believe, therefore it must be true

he he, that was genuinly fan and it really does has some elements of truth within.
Part of such discussion were actually happened, for ex in cases when there is an abnormal skeletal development and i have to explain how this is going to affect the childs life.
This is a part of what i do, of what i am, my job is to see say what i see, be objective and sound cruel, maybe negative when the prognosis is not favorable, considering the facts...

One thing i like about you is the fact that you can take the shots like a man. You really have tough skin.

 

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[Cronios]

Can I visit you for sicknote?

atm i dont have this authorisation, but i ve been doing this a lot last year, as i was serving in my unit,
for a fellow Juventino, we can arrange smth

 

[Byrone]

atm i dont have this authorisation, but i ve been doing this a lot last year, as i was serving in my unit,
for a fellow Juventino, we can arrange smth

I think Melo is in dire need of brain surgery, so forget the sick note.

 

[ThirdStar]

Cronios jumped in the list of my favorite posters lol

Now we all understand the story behind this grim figure of death.

 

[Red]

He's a doctor? Oh, I can just see it now


Dr. Cronios- Ma'am, it's a boy
Woman- Is he healthy?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am, but I can already tell that he is going to be mediocre at best.
Woman- What?!?!?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am. Mediocre
Woman- Oh My. How do you know that?
Dr. Cronios- It is my opinion, ma'am. And that is a fact.
Woman- What kind of a doctor are you?
Dr. Cronios- A doctor who has had to wallow in mediocrity for the last 5 years, with our administrative staff spending incredible amounts of money on syringes and gauze, when this hospital really needs new aprons, an X-ray Machine, and a defribrillator. Also, ever since our general manager was let go 5 years ago, our new general manager has insisted on buying Italian doctors who only care about being gynecologists. Which reminds me. Your son will be Italian
Woman- WHAT?!?!?!?!
Dr. Cronios- Yes, it's true
Woman- But, my husband and I are Greek
Dr. Cronios- Doesn't amtter ma'am, this is what I believe, therefore it must be true

 

[DVS]

lol thats hilrious

 

[WΏΏdy?]

He's a doctor? Oh, I can just see it now


Dr. Cronios- Ma'am, it's a boy
Woman- Is he healthy?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am, but I can already tell that he is going to be mediocre at best.
Woman- What?!?!?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am. Mediocre
Woman- Oh My. How do you know that?
Dr. Cronios- It is my opinion, ma'am. And that is a fact.
Woman- What kind of a doctor are you?
Dr. Cronios- A doctor who has had to wallow in mediocrity for the last 5 years, with our administrative staff spending incredible amounts of money on syringes and gauze, when this hospital really needs new aprons, an X-ray Machine, and a defribrillator. Also, ever since our general manager was let go 5 years ago, our new general manager has insisted on buying Italian doctors who only care about being gynecologists. Which reminds me. Your son will be Italian
Woman- WHAT?!?!?!?!
Dr. Cronios- Yes, it's true
Woman- But, my husband and I are Greek
Dr. Cronios- Doesn't amtter ma'am, this is what I believe, therefore it must be true

 

[HiMovic]

[h=2] This message is hidden because Cronios is on your ignore list. [/h]

 

[KB824]

he he, that was genuinly fan and it really does has some elements of truth within.
Part of such discussion were actually happened, for ex in cases when there is an abnormal skeletal development and i have to explain how this is going to affect the childs life.
This is a part of what i do, of what i am, my job is to see say what i see, be objective and sound cruel, maybe negative when the prognosis is not favorable, considering the facts...

Hey man, I mean nothing personal or vindictive by it

 

[Cronios]

Hey man, I mean nothing personal or vindictive by it

i know, i enjoyed that as any other forumer did

 

[IrishZebra]

If I had to work with bitch mothers and their precious little brats all day I'd kill myself.

 

[Cronios]

If I had to work with bitch mothers and their precious little brats all day I'd kill myself.

seriously, they are harder to handle than the seal guys...

 

[JuveJay]

LOL Sergio, funniest shit I read in while.

I don't think Cronios is a bad guy, just a depressing bastard.

 

[JuveJay]

Hallelujah!

 

[X Æ A-12]

i would prefer him to quote me after a page or two, so the the word is spread more efficiently...

Hallelujah!

 

[Hust]

He's a doctor? Oh, I can just see it now


Dr. Cronios- Ma'am, it's a boy
Woman- Is he healthy?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am, but I can already tell that he is going to be mediocre at best.
Woman- What?!?!?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am. Mediocre
Woman- Oh My. How do you know that?
Dr. Cronios- It is my opinion, ma'am. And that is a fact.
Woman- What kind of a doctor are you?
Dr. Cronios- A doctor who has had to wallow in mediocrity for the last 5 years, with our administrative staff spending incredible amounts of money on syringes and gauze, when this hospital really needs new aprons, an X-ray Machine, and a defribrillator. Also, ever since our general manager was let go 5 years ago, our new general manager has insisted on buying Italian doctors who only care about being gynecologists. Which reminds me. Your son will be Italian
Woman- WHAT?!?!?!?!
Dr. Cronios- Yes, it's true
Woman- But, my husband and I are Greek
Dr. Cronios- Doesn't amtter ma'am, this is what I believe, therefore it must be true

:dielaugh:

 

[Cheesio]

Sergio

Cronios

 

[Hust]

:shock:

 

[X Æ A-12]

shhh you just scared.

 

[Marc]

You two seem to be fapping at each other in every thread.