He's a doctor? Oh, I can just see it now
Dr. Cronios- Ma'am, it's a boy
Woman- Is he healthy?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am, but I can already tell that he is going to be mediocre at best.
Woman- What?!?!?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am. Mediocre
Woman- Oh My. How do you know that?
Dr. Cronios- It is my opinion, ma'am. And that is a fact.
Woman- What kind of a doctor are you?
Dr. Cronios- A doctor who has had to wallow in mediocrity for the last 5 years, with our administrative staff spending incredible amounts of money on syringes and gauze, when this hospital really needs new aprons, an X-ray Machine, and a defribrillator. Also, ever since our general manager was let go 5 years ago, our new general manager has insisted on buying Italian doctors who only care about being gynecologists. Which reminds me. Your son will be Italian
Woman- WHAT?!?!?!?!
Dr. Cronios- Yes, it's true
Woman- But, my husband and I are Greek
Dr. Cronios- Doesn't amtter ma'am, this is what I believe, therefore it must be true