Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
Feb 12, 2006
69,002
He's a doctor? Oh, I can just see it now


Dr. Cronios- Ma'am, it's a boy
Woman- Is he healthy?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am, but I can already tell that he is going to be mediocre at best.
Woman- What?!?!?
Dr. Cronios- Yes, Ma'am. Mediocre
Woman- Oh My. How do you know that?
Dr. Cronios- It is my opinion, ma'am. And that is a fact.
Woman- What kind of a doctor are you?
Dr. Cronios- A doctor who has had to wallow in mediocrity for the last 5 years, with our administrative staff spending incredible amounts of money on syringes and gauze, when this hospital really needs new aprons, an X-ray Machine, and a defribrillator. Also, ever since our general manager was let go 5 years ago, our new general manager has insisted on buying Italian doctors who only care about being gynecologists. Which reminds me. Your son will be Italian
Woman- WHAT?!?!?!?!
Dr. Cronios- Yes, it's true
Woman- But, my husband and I are Greek
Dr. Cronios- Doesn't amtter ma'am, this is what I believe, therefore it must be true
cronios would have made a perfect spartan baby inspector, in another words they used to abandon newly born spartan babies if they looked abnormal
 

Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
40,177
What's the count in Fifa now? Who has more wins Kyle? :p

:sergio: and :cronios: Two legendary posters.

While I'm at it, Marotta can go and suck a........... (I shall leave it open to interpretation, in fear of another infraction).
 

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