Statement - May 20th, 2013 (Society Issue #4125)
In light of current events, notably several scathing attacks on The Great Man™ that have been completely unfounded, The Society has decided to take action.
Firstly, we are recruiting more members. Announcements to be made shortly.
Secondly, we've spent some of our hard-earned funds on floor layering in the Sauna-entrance. We have also renamed the Sauna "Marotta Arena", but unofficially we intend to still call it "the Sauna", "our beloved Sauna" or "the bum fun factory" as was it's previous names.
Thirdly, various sister companies have now been created in order to gain valuable market shares in areas such as the restaurant industry, finance, prostitution, drug-trafficking and dental care. Logos can be seen below.
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The Society