Barzagli hurt, Bonucci plays every game.
Asamoah hurt, Evra steps in and says I got this.
Caceres gets injured, Licht says the Swiss express runs all day, we good.
Pirlo gets hurt today, Marchisio says fuck my haters I will play anywhere and do it well.
Padoin never starts but says I will fucking play anywhere and armies will follow me. I am flawless.
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Dat der depth. Fuck the haters.