Get it off your chest! (4 Viewers)

[swag]

I need to get Big Balls Bethany off my chest. Her hairy nutsack is giving me cauliflower ear from playing marching band drum major with my head... :sick:

 

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[Azzurri7]

according to russel peters it's nothing insulting. it's the face you make when you fuck

 

[Fred]

Man this was a romantic moment

My heart belongs to Bianco!

 

[JCK]

An 88 year old man was arrested and is to pay a ticket of 2200 SEK (around 200 €) because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt. His defence was that he has a sickness where he cannot have the seatbelt on his chest.

 

[Elvin]

according to russel peters it's nothing insulting. it's the face you make when you fuck

Now why did you have to mention that it was Russel Peters' line. Hasn't someone taught you to take credit for everything you can get away with?

 

[BillyG]

Now why did you have to mention that it was Russel Peters' line. Hasn't someone taught you to take credit for everything you can get away with?

 

[Sadomin]

My heart belongs to Bianco!

He got it off your chest?

 

[Elvin]

I wanna get off on Jessica Biel's chest.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Now why did you have to mention that it was Russel Peters' line. Hasn't someone taught you to take credit for everything you can get away with?

i don't roll like that

 

[Bozi]

I wanna get off on Jessica Biel's chest.

somehow i very much doubt that, did you get that quote from the 'big book of manly comments to use when your latent homosexuality is showing again'




i want that back cocksucker

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i want the boz on my chest

 

[Bozi]

again?let smoke this damned cigarette first you insatiable beast

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

light me one

 

[Bozi]

earn it:eyebrows:

 

[Snoop]

i want the boz on my chest

I would love to eat chestnuts while sleeping on Chester's chest.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i can play this game all day long but i dont want elvin to feel left out

 

[Bozi]

don't worry he is still trying to figure out why he fot a stiffy during "Vicky,Christina,Barcelona" whenever Javier Bardem was on screen, at this rate he will not figure out he is gay for another 8 years

 

[Elvin]

somehow i very much doubt that, did you get that quote from the 'big book of manly comments to use when your latent homosexuality is showing again'




i want that back cocksucker

don't worry he is still trying to figure out why he fot a stiffy during "Vicky,Christina,Barcelona" whenever Javier Bardem was on screen, at this rate he will not figure out he is gay for another 8 years

Get a life, Boz!

 

[Enron]

Oh the chest thread... Unfortunately, I prefer to have my face sat on.

 

[swag]

Oh the chest thread... Unfortunately, I prefer to have my face sat on.

Take it to the "Get it off your face!" thread.