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DAiDEViL

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Feb 21, 2015
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Nah honest minority of minorities like you will totally fall for it and trust me. Wont even see the double cross coming, will bleed out and still be confused.
Bitch pls. I've seen too many movies to fall for two faced fucks like you.

I'd be on my own. I wouldn't join a group. Seen too many episodes of TWD.

Imma be a sneaky manly male version of Enid. I climb over your fence at night, stealing weapons, beautifully eyebrowed virgins to repopulate the world...and Peanut-butter (only if i was murican of course, but since i'm not, i won't cause it tastes utterly horrible)

This post dedicated to @Fr3sh. Is why i used Fr3sh speak.
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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Bitch pls. I've seen too many movies to fall for two faced fucks like you.

I'd be on my own. I wouldn't join a group. Seen too many episodes of TWD.

Imma be a sneaky manly male version of Enid. I climb over your fence at night, stealing weapons, beautifully eyebrowed virgins to repopulate the world...and Peanut-butter (only if i was murican of course, but since i'm not, i won't cause it tastes utterly horrible)

This post dedicated to @Fr3sh. Is why i used Fr3sh speak.
Meh I wouldn't need you anyway. you Eurocucks would die in minutes in the event of any zombvie apocalypse because you don't believe in guns. Your solution would be to offer the zombies refuge, welfare and apologize for being white.

and peanut butter is actually a great food to carry in apocalypse. Full of protein and calories and doesn't go bad fast.

Constipating though :(


and "Fresh speak"? so racist :lol:
 

DAiDEViL

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Feb 21, 2015
64,770
Meh I wouldn't need you anyway. you Eurocucks would die in minutes in the event of any zombvie apocalypse because you don't believe in guns. Your solution would be to offer the zombies refuge, welfare and apologize for being white
It's actually why we would live longer.

We be busy killing zombies with stealthy weapons like knives.

In murica survivors would just shoot eachother instead of teaming up and killing zombies.
 

Fr3sh

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Jul 12, 2011
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:rofl:

I don't even know what you guys talking about but @DAiDEViL is love. He's a Völler 2.0 if there could be a 2.0 of Völler :sad:

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I absolutely will use and then ditch you in zombie apocalypse at the slightest inconvenience. @Fresh too
lol you think I'd try to do survive with a jew/hebrew isrealite/murican
Too treacherous
 

Nomuken

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Dec 14, 2009
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Meh I wouldn't need you anyway. you Eurocucks would die in minutes in the event of any zombvie apocalypse because you don't believe in guns. Your solution would be to offer the zombies refuge, welfare and apologize for being white.

and peanut butter is actually a great food to carry in apocalypse. Full of protein and calories and doesn't go bad fast.

Constipating though :(


and "Fresh speak"? so racist :lol:
:lol:

I do love Shawn of the Dead tho
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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We gonna team up to kill evil post apocalypse Kyle :agree:
Fresh is probably barely alive right now even without zombies running around. lol great sidekick for the apocalypse :tdown:

I would pick my boy Zach in this fight then tell him I overheard you saying he has small pecs. Tuz legend has it that Zach's dick is too big for anal, don't know if its true but I think have a feeling you would find out.
 

Fr3sh

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Jul 12, 2011
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Fresh is probably barely alive right now even without zombies running around. lol great sidekick for the apocalypse :tdown:

I would pick my boy Zach in this fight then tell him I overheard you saying he has small pecs. Tuz legend has it that Zach's dick is too big for anal, don't know if its true but I think have a feeling you would find out.
zach's girth is scarier than any zombie apocalypse
 

DAiDEViL

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Feb 21, 2015
64,770
Fresh is probably barely alive right now even without zombies running around. lol great sidekick for the apocalypse :tdown:

I would pick my boy Zach in this fight then tell him I overheard you saying he has small pecs. Tuz legend has it that Zach's dick is too big for anal, don't know if its true but I think have a feeling you would find out.
It's true, current @Fr3sh is all chill, but post apocalypse Fr3sh will run out of herb sooner or later, causing his inner assassin to take control of his body. It's the only reason he smokes. He knows deep down he's a weapon of mass destruction, herb being the only thing that effectively helps to keep the assassin under control.

That said, i could run rings around Zach all day, Not to mention that His strenght and his huge body gonna be your ultimate downfall. He obsessed with lifting. All the food you two find ends up in Zachs stomach to provide energy for his daily training session. You gonna starve, and out of pure desperation you gonna turn into a vegan, eating all kinds of plants - with one of them being poisonous. You die and end up in Zachs stomach, right next to the baked beans you two stole together a while ago.

A week later Fr3sh, the Assassin, and I stop by to throw roses into your empty grave, Zach was kind enough to dig for you. We 3 gonna hang out together, having a drink or two, telling stories about good ol Kyle, while roasting your fingers on a wooden stick over the cozy camp fire.
 

Fr3sh

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Jul 12, 2011
37,262
It's true, current @Fr3sh is all chill, but post apocalypse Fr3sh will run out of herb sooner or later, causing his inner assassin to take control of his body. It's the only reason he smokes. He knows deep down he's a weapon of mass destruction, herb being the only thing that effectively helps to keep the assassin under control.

That said, i could run rings around Zach all day, Not to mention that His strenght and his huge body gonna be your ultimate downfall. He obsessed with lifting. All the food you two find ends up in Zachs stomach to provide energy for his daily training session. You gonna starve, and out of pure desperation you gonna turn into a vegan, eating all kinds of plants - with one of them being poisonous. You die and end up in Zachs stomach, right next to the baked beans you two stole together a while ago.

A week later Fr3sh, the Assassin, and I stop by to throw roses into your empty grave, Zach was kind enough to dig for you. We 3 gonna hang out together, having a drink or two, telling stories about good ol Kyle, while roasting your fingers on a wooden stick over the cozy camp fire.
Yeeeeeessss :rofl:
 

Seven

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Jun 25, 2003
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Fresh is probably barely alive right now even without zombies running around. lol great sidekick for the apocalypse :tdown:

I would pick my boy Zach in this fight then tell him I overheard you saying he has small pecs. Tuz legend has it that Zach's dick is too big for anal, don't know if its true but I think have a feeling you would find out.

@Fr3sh is Somali and Somalis are good at running, which is an important skill in a post apocalyptic zombie world.

I don't really know how far you'd get with Zach trying to sodomize everyone around him tbh.
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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About to star new Punisher series

I hate capeshit movies but Castle is just a badass with a gun so acceptable imo.



@DAiDEViL about to watch my man Shane kick some serious ass
 

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