General Religion & Philosophy Discussion Thread (22 Viewers)

[IrishZebra]

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Atheist Logic:

"I am an expert in kitchen sinks. I know all about the worlds kitchen sinks, form large to small to deep to shallow. In all of my decades of research, I have never come across a single living whale in a kitchen sink. In all my years, and I am an expert in my field, I have come across no evidence of living whales in Kitchen sinks, and therefore, whales in Kitchen sinks do not exist. By extension, whales do not exist. Whoever believes whales exist must be stupid, mad, or downright retarded - they may as well believe in the tooth fairy and flying monkeys"

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Linebreak]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

If you're too narrow minded to even comprehend the subtle point that was being made, then keep your mouth closed because you only make yourself look like a stupid ignoramus.

 

[Maddy]

"I am an expert in kitchen sinks. I know all about the worlds kitchen sinks, form large to small to deep to shallow. In all of my decades of research, I have never come across a single living whale in a kitchen sink. In all my years, and I am an expert in my field, I have come across no evidence of living whales in Kitchen sinks, and therefore, whales in Kitchen sinks do not exist. By extension, whales do not exist. Whoever believes whales exist must be stupid, mad, or downright retarded - they may as well believe in the tooth fairy and flying monkeys"

 

[Linebreak]

All of your stupid responses to my purposefully outrageous analogy proves my point perfectly

It is exactly the type of logic used by trolls posing to be intellectuals like Dawkins to prove nothing but their senile stupidity.

 

[Maddy]

All of your stupid responses to my purposefully outrageous analogy proves my point perfectly

It is exactly the type of logic used by trolls posing to be intellectuals like Dawkins to prove nothing but their senile stupidity.

yeah..

now go look for a whale in ur sink.

 

[ALC]

i think the "whale in the kitchen sink" may be even worse than the "you don't know if you have a brain because you can't see it" logic.

 

[Linebreak]

yeah..

now go look for a whale in ur sink.

No thanks. I'll leave that to the atheists to pursue.

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i think the "whale in the kitchen sink" may be even worse than the "you don't know if you have a brain because you can't see it" logic.

I think they're both outrageously valid points that show the inherent short-sightedness in atheist "logic"

 

[Maddy]

I can understand people being mistrustful of logic when they're this bad at it. God is not bound by the laws of logic and neither is Linebreak.

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I think they're both outrageously valid points

dont lie

 

[ALC]

I think they're both outrageously valid points that show the inherent short-sightedness in atheist "logic"

you got the outrageous part right.

 

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you got the outrageous part right.

You see my friend, you all laugh at how stupid the brain thing is and the kitchen sink thing is, because they are of course stupid and silly, but the really hilarious reality is, you're laughing at yourselves, because it is the exact type of logic atheism uses to deny God.

 

[ALC]

You see my friend, you all laugh at how stupid the brain thing is and the kitchen sink thing is, because they are of course stupid and silly, but the really hilarious reality is, you're laughing at yourselves, because it is the exact type of logic atheism uses to deny God.

the point you're trying to make is too complex for me to understand.

God 1, huitzilopochtli 0

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You see my friend, you all laugh at how stupid the brain thing is and the kitchen sink thing is, because they are of course stupid and silly, but the really hilarious reality is, you're laughing at yourselves, because it is the exact type of logic atheism uses to deny God.

So you're basically using logic to tell us how flawed logic is?

 

[Linebreak]

So you're basically using logic to tell us how flawed logic is?

it's SY!!

It's to show you how you are misusing logic

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

it's SY!!

It's to show you how you are misusing logic

So are you, little man. So are you.

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Evangelical Pastor convinced followers his penis contained HOLY MILK, arrested

Monday, January 28, 2013

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies.


This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize". "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation". This is the testimony of one of his victims. This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk. These news was originally reported today in Spanish by Que.es

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Holy milk!

 

[ZoSo]

So are you, little man. So are you.

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Evangelical Pastor convinced followers his penis contained HOLY MILK, arrested

Monday, January 28, 2013

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies.


This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize". "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation". This is the testimony of one of his victims. This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk. These news was originally reported today in Spanish by Que.es

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Holy milk!

This belongs in news that makes you say wtf

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Evangelical Pastor convinced followers his penis contained HOLY MILK, arrested



Holy milk!

Wait a minute. How do we know for certain it wasn't real holy milk?

I mean, sometimes you just have to believe things you can't see or prove.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Wait a minute. How do we know for certain it wasn't real holy milk?

I mean, sometimes you just have to believe things you can't see or prove.

Nah, man. Just go behind the church with the pastor and the Holy Spirit will "come" to you. You'll see it.

 

[JuveJay]

i think the "whale in the kitchen sink" may be even worse than the "you don't know if you have a brain because you can't see it" logic.

Do whales have brains?