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ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
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Juventino[RUS];3923350 said:
Islamic Knowledge :touched: human entrails are brothers and sisters and heart is located in the middle of our body covered by lungs :rofl:
:lol: is that what they think?
 

Juventino[RUS]

Senior Member
Mar 9, 2006
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How on earth will I be able to live with all you stupid people for the rest of my life? I'm scared.
Muslim detected.

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:lol: is that what they think?
Ye, you never heard about muslim students who boycotting their lessons because of differences in the scientific literature and the Koran on the structure of human? :rofl:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...walking-lectures-Darwinism-clashes-Koran.html

:lol:

I bet that they still believe that the Earth is the centre of the universe and sun is not a star :rofl:
 

Juventino[RUS]

Senior Member
Mar 9, 2006
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yaa :shifty: thats what joke was about
Wanna another joke? Mohammed split the moon according to the Quran :rofl:

Water Creation Miracle

Narrated Anas bin Malik: I saw Allah's Apostle when the 'Asr prayer was due and the people searched for water to perform ablution but they could not find it. Later on (a pot full of) water for ablution was brought to Allah's Apostle . He put his hand in that pot and ordered the people to perform ablution from it. I saw the water springing out from underneath his fingers till all of them performed the ablution (it was one of the miracles of the Prophet).

oh, fuck :lol2:
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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You gotta admit, having your internal organs smiling and hugging each other is a bit creepy. :shifty:
creepy? naah, organ harmony is SO 'baroque'

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Juventino[RUS];3923491 said:
Wanna another joke? Mohammed split the moon according to the Quran :rofl:

Water Creation Miracle

Narrated Anas bin Malik: I saw Allah's Apostle when the 'Asr prayer was due and the people searched for water to perform ablution but they could not find it. Later on (a pot full of) water for ablution was brought to Allah's Apostle . He put his hand in that pot and ordered the people to perform ablution from it. I saw the water springing out from underneath his fingers till all of them performed the ablution (it was one of the miracles of the Prophet).

oh, fuck :lol2:

russian humor is so scholarly
 

Juventino[RUS]

Senior Member
Mar 9, 2006
29,039
You gotta admit, having your internal organs smiling and hugging each other is a bit creepy. :shifty:
Can you imagine what would happen with a random guy who will come to TV show and say there: "Yesterday, angel Randombrail came to me and he said that I'm choosen one, I'm prophet, so follow my lead and pray to the god Randomllah" ? In 1 hour he will be placed in the darkest place of loony bin
 

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