What about talking with girls on the net? I'm sure you can do it. You're smart enough to catch girls' attention.
Is cyber allowed? If it is, I can give you few tips. Just PM me
Btw,
if you, for some reason, stay there in UAE, how will you find your wife? Ignorant question, I know, but I wonder how do you make the contacts.
Not just you in particular, but i'm asking generally about the people in UAE.