[FML] Serie A 2009/2010 (9 Viewers)

[Alen]

Don't be silly you and Fred. No player never dives. Not necessarily in the penalty area they all dive, they can dive anywhere on the pitch.

You disappointed us.

I have no idea if Zlatan dives or not. He most probably dives like every single attacking player. It was Fred's idea to fire you up by saying that he never dives and I played it.

But you Rab, you, were a huge disappointment. Normally you'd have lost it and felt offended when you'd see us comparing Ale with Zlatan and calling Ale a diver and Zlatan an honest player.
You're becoming mature and we don't like it

 

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[Azzurri7]

Wow, that was hard, first youtube hit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MafyowYvmo

Not bad, Chivu was within 2 yards of him.

Perfect find. +rep

 

[Azzurri7]

You disappointed us.

I have no idea if Zlatan dives or not. He most probably dives like every single attacking player. It was Fred's idea to fire you up by saying that he never dives and I played it.

But you Rab, you, were a huge disappointment. Normally you'd have lost it and felt offended when you'd see us comparing Ale with Zlatan and calling Ale a diver and Zlatan an honest player.
You're becoming mature and we don't like it

It's about time I change a bit

 

[Fred]

Ya, this was no fun. How could you just sit there and see us call Italians cheaters and divers and claim Ibrahimovic is the only honest player. You disappointed me Rab, and you ruined all our plans, we wanted to have so much fun

 

[Azzurri7]

Honestly? I didn't read the whole thing. I just read Alen and you questioning the guy if he can find the link and when he found it I really laughed.

Plus, I already know Alen is a Zlatanist so thought he's really serious about this.

 

[Fred]

the past 2 pages have all been me and Alen completely wanking to Zlatan, and saying that he is a completely honest player.

My first post in particular was very provocative, i said that another difference between Zlatan and DP, something that makes Zlatan more complete is that he never dives unlike DP

I mean if that didn't piss you off, then your not DP's biggest fan anymore

 

[Azzurri7]

Try and say that in Dp's official thread , here I don't pay much attention.

 

[Fred]

Damn, we should have done it there, no wonder we didn't get the reaction we wanted.

You should have seen King Ale and the others responses, none of them contested the idea that Zlatan was honest, you could imagine how disappointed me and Alen were that they were that easily convinced

 

[king Ale]

Damn, we should have done it there, no wonder we didn't get the reaction we wanted.

You should have seen King Ale and the others responses, none of them contested the idea that Zlatan was honest, you could imagine how disappointed me and Alen were that they were that easily convinced

Oh I did and I brought a bright example for you but it was so challenging for both you and Alen that you easily ignored it and Alen responded to it with the silliest come back

After what Alen said there, I figured that this debate was not worthy anymore

 

[JuveJay]

That's the best you could do?

You can't possibly see if there was contact and it was way outside the box.
As Fred said, Zlatan never dives

It was fun.

 

[CAPITANO]

Monthly wages, how things have changed Serie A used to be top

1. Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) 1.083.000
2. Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Barcellona) 1,000.000
3. Lionel Messi (Barcellona) 875.000
4. Samuel Eto´o (Inter) 875.000
5. Kaká (Real Madrid) 833.000
6. Emmanuel Adebayor (Manchester City) 708.000
7. Karim Benzema (Real Madrid) 708.000
8. Carlos Tevez (Manchester City) 666.000
9. John Terry (Chelsea) 625.000
10. Frank Lampard (Chelsea) 625.000
11. Thierry Henry (Barcellona) 625.000
12. Xavi (Barcellona) 625.000
13. Ronaldinho Gaúcho (Milan) 625.000
14. Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) 625.000
15. Daniel Alves (Barcelona) 583.000
16. Michael Ballack (Chelsea) 541.000
17. Raúl Gonzalez (Real Madrid) 541.000
18. Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United) 541.000
19. Kolo Touré (Manchester City) 541.000
20. Wayne Rooney(Manchester United) 500.000
21. Robinho (Manchester City / Santos) 500.000
22. Iker Casillas (Real Madrid) 500.000
23. Victor Valdéz (Barcellona) 500.000
24. Frederic Kanouté (Siviglia) 500.000
25. Deco (Chelsea) 500.000
26. Didier Drogba (Chelsea) 458.000
27. Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus) 458.000
28. Francesco Totti (Roma) 458.000
29. Luca Toni (Bayern Monaco / Roma) 458.000
30. David Villa (Valencia) 458.000
31. Arjen Robben (Bayern Monaco) 458.000
32. Bastian Schweinsteiger 458.000
33. Ashley Cole (Chelsea) 458.000
34. Fernando Torres (Liverpool) 458.000
35. Gareth Barry (Manchester City) 458.000
36. Patrick Vieira (Manchester City) 458.000
37. Carles Puyol (Barcellona) 416.000
38. Andres Iniesta (Barcellona) 416.000
39. Sergio Agüero (Atletico Madrid) 416.000
40. Andrea Pirlo (Milan) 416.000
41. Willy Sagnol (Bayern Monaco) 416.000
42. Frank Ribery (Bayern Monaco) 416.000
43. David Bechkam (Los Angeles Galaxy / Milan) 416.000
44. Wayne Bridge (Manchester City) 416.000
45. Lassana Diarra (Real Madrid) 416.000
46. Dimitar Berbatov (Manchester United) 416.000
47. Andrei Arshavin (Arsenal) 400.000
48. Nicolas Anelka (Chelsea) 400.000
49. Ryan Giggs (Manchester United) 400.000
50. Alessandro Del Piero (Juventus) 400.000

 

[Dostoevsky]

Spain dominates? Real/Barca, Real/Barca

 

[Snoop]

With or without taxes? If these are without taxes, then don't forget that Seire A pays loads of taxes, double the wage..

 

[Nicholas]

Ibrahimovic on more than Messi

 

[Dostoevsky]

With or without taxes? If these are without taxes, then don't forget that Seire A pays loads of taxes, double the wage..

These are without taxes I think.

 

[The Curr]

If you pick the highest earning one from each position...

Ronaldo -Zlatan - Messi

Kaka

Lampard - Xavi

Cole - Terry - Ferdinand/Touré - Alves

Casillas​

 

[Dostoevsky]

If you pick the highest earning one from each position...

Ronaldo -Zlatan - Messi

Kaka

Lampard - Xavi

Cole - Terry - Ferdinand/Touré - Alves

Casillas​

Attacking trio is not convincing enough, no real finisher. And I don't really like the defense.

 

[Elvin]

Damn, we should have done it there, no wonder we didn't get the reaction we wanted.

You should have seen King Ale and the others responses, none of them contested the idea that Zlatan was honest, you could imagine how disappointed me and Alen were that they were that easily convinced

No, I just trusted in Jay is all, and he delivered

 

[The Curr]

Attacking trio is not convincing enough, no real finisher. And I don't really like the defense.

You could certainly do much better than Toure/Ferdinand for a lot less money.

 

[Dostoevsky]

You could certainly do much better than Toure/Ferdinand for a lot less money.

Probably, and I'd always prefer Evra on the left.