THE TV GUY CALLED GOMEZ LOPEZ.
Theres a man with a very expensive hat.
He's walking down the road, when all of a sudden, his hat falls...and starts flying down the downhill road.
He runs after it, but it lands in the mouth of a vicious looking dog. The owner of the dog is standing, watching the dog chew the hat.
"THATS MY HAT YOUR DOG IS CHEWING" Yells the now hatless man.
"Well, it happens init!?" Says the dog owner.
"I dont like your attitude.." yells the hatless man.
"Well..actually? It was YOUR 'at he chewed.