i want this because i'm sick of hearing the same commentary...barca is 0 without messi...bla bla

...so i would like them to win this without messi.. i would really want to hear what comments would be after it.
This is the most boring match in the history for CL finals, Where the fuck is Messi when you need him
Ibraaaaa!!! Fuck you, you overrated jipsy!
Xavi can really pass, What a save by the palm treee!!! OMG!!
XT...........................................Booooriiiiiii................iiiing.....
Pks, ABOUT FUCKIN TIIIIME!!!
Puyol shooooooooooooooots!!! He slips, now Scholes to take the decisive PK.....
Manure winning the dullest final in the history of dummies.