Fernando Llorente (29 Viewers)

[JuveJay]

they think of british empire, unwashed masses and fat drunk women

Canada

 

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[pitbull]

Canada is the home of Bieber, therefore Scotland > Canada

Bieber and Lion.

 

[Gep]

We get to many reality television here. what we usually see is fat unintelligent ugly women, usually with 5 babies and no job or husband, and a bunch of "lads" who like to banter in the pub, are drunk half the time, and unemployed the other.


God i hate reality TV

Watched this programme called Skint the other night. A documentary of what you've pretty much touched on.

 

[JuveJay]

Watched this programme called Skint the other night. A documentary of what you've pretty much touched on.

My brother was telling me about that. There are a few areas around here a bit like that, but some of those northern towns you can magnify it x5.

 

[Gep]

My brother was telling me about that. There are a few areas around here a bit like that, but some of those northern towns you can magnify it x5.

It's literally based in Scunthorpe to be precise. Next holiday destination for the family I think

 

[Jem83]

15-19

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Bieber and Lion.

And Canadian Tire, Lion's place of employment.

 

[rounder]

Isn't it funny how normal distributions always work? [poll]

 

[Hust]

27 total goals for Matri as a Juve player.

Anyone wanna take bets Llorente (or Higuain of we sign him) will score that many in their first season?

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Pat already owes me 30,000 vcash

 

[Gian]

27 goals in their first season?

I'd gladly take that bet.

 

[Hust]

Well I won 30,000k from Pat so lets bet that? Or have a bookie set up a bet?


Disclaimer: this is for all competitions

 

[Mr Chocolate]

5-9 In his first season, next season he will get more

 

[Nzoric]

I want in on that action.

 

[Gian]

Well I won 30,000k from Pat so lets bet that? Or have a bookie set up a bet?


Disclaimer: this is for all competitions

DDTS

Do we count friendly matches too?

 

[Hust]

DDTS

Do we count friendly matches too?

Your call on the friendly matches...

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I want in on that action.

You down for 30k?

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Who is good at setting up bets? I'm not, I just win them

I say 27 at least for either Llorente or Higuain if we sign him. If another striker comes instead of Higgy we will reevaluate .

 

[Cuti]

@Hustini

I'll offer you this bet (though I hope you win for Juve's sake): If Llorente scores more than 20 goals, I will give you 75k, if he scores less you give me 50k; If Llorente scores more than 27 goals I will give you 5,000,000 if he doens't, give me 1,000,000.

Deal?

P.S. this is for official Juve matches only

 

[JuveJay]

27 goals in their first season?

I'd gladly take that bet.

That's the kind of bet you can't lose from.

 

[Nzoric]

You down for 30k?

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Who is good at setting up bets? I'm not, I just win them

I say 27 at least for either Llorente or Higuain if we sign him. If another striker comes instead of Higgy we will reevaluate .

No no, we make the bet privately with you. As in everyone who takes a piece of the action pays you 30.000 if you win and you have to pay everyone 30k if you lose

Better start whoring out that cornhole if you're to make payments

 

[Hust]

@Hustini

I'll offer you this bet (though I hope you win for Juve's sake): If Llorente scores more than 20 goals, I will give you 75k, if he scores less you give me 50k; If Llorente scores more than 27 goals I will give you 5,000,000 if he doens't, give me 1,000,000.

Deal?

P.S. this is for official Juve matches only

I don't have a million though

No no, we make the bet privately with you. As in everyone who takes a piece of the action pays you 30.000 if you win and you have to pay everyone 30k if you lose

Better start whoring out that cornhole if you're to make payments

I pay everyone holy shit


I seriously never bet guys so I dont know how this shit works

 

[Nzoric]

We just make an agreement and when next season is over we contact you so you can pay us the money, I'll bookmark this page so we have a reference.