Fernando Llorente (55 Viewers)

Jem83

maitre'd at Canal Bar
Nov 7, 2005
22,870
No homo but it MUST be said

We have the most gorgeous squad in european football

Sure, Tevez and if we get Diamanti, it will balance that shit out, but I mean: Buffon, Llorente, Matri, Marchisio, Bonucci etc. Pirlo is also very good looking if you ask me, but the first 5 players there could all be male models.

There was a point somewhere but I lost it

 

Monco

C.R.E.A.M
Mar 27, 2013
2,443
No homo but it MUST be said

We have the most gorgeous squad in european football

Sure, Tevez and if we get Diamanti, it will balance that shit out, but I mean: Buffon, Llorente, Matri, Marchisio, Bonucci etc. Pirlo is also very good looking if you ask me, but the first 5 players there could all be male models.

There was a point somewhere but I lost it

I think Peluso should be there instead of Bonucci.



Very bang-able even from heterosexual's perspective. :D
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,985
Lol a lot of tuzzers seriously need some bBCs in their caves!

That will be the only way to know if they are homo or straightmanster
 

Linebreak

Senior Member
Sep 18, 2009
16,022
Guys, no one has mentioned something very important....

Now with llorente in the team, we will not have any excuses for those stupid indirect corners :touched:
Someone did mention this somewhere - even without him, we've got Bonucci and Chielini in the box - don't understand why we'd never aim for them. If we're going to play short ones then there's no point in bringing up our big CB's for the corners - just leave them defending.

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No homo but it MUST be said

We have the most gorgeous squad in european football

Sure, Tevez and if we get Diamanti, it will balance that $#@! out, but I mean: Buffon, Llorente, Matri, Marchisio, Bonucci etc. Pirlo is also very good looking if you ask me, but the first 5 players there could all be male models.

There was a point somewhere but I lost it

You obviously have a fetish for white males :) Storari could be included in that group.
 

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