Fernando Llorente (170 Viewers)

[Ahmed]

It sounds like he actually loves the club and appreciates its great history. I hope he can do justice to those he's mentioned, but so far so good, my impressions of Llorente are top notch. Forza Juve!!

seems like a cultured fellow with his charity work and stuff as well, not your typical dickhead ignorant footballer.

 

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[IrishZebra]

Clearly not from England

 

[icemaη]

Clearly not from England

Doesn't drive a pink Range Rover? Pass.

 

[IrishZebra]

Ah memories

 

[Mark]

merdazzurro fan

Alvarez scored more goal than Llorente last year.

 

[Tommy]

[publicly known fact]

 

[Klin]

Our stadium is just amazing.

 

[Red]

Llorente's even taller than I thought...

Or Juve's disgrace of a stadium is even smaller than I thought...

 

[Martin]

he must have the longest tie

 

[Red]

he must have the longest tie

Sounds like the sort of claim Milan make after signing a player:

We are delighted to announce the signing of XXXXXXXX, a fine player and the owner of the longest tie in the world.

 

[Martin]

Sounds like the sort of claim Milan make after signing a player:

We are delighted to announce the signing of XXXXXXXX, a fine player and the owner of the longest tie in the world.

"And he also has a rather impressive collection of bowties."

 

[Red]

"And he also has a rather impressive collection of bowties."

Which reinforces our position as the most succesful club team in the world...

 

[Martin]

Which reinforces our position as the most succesful club team in the world...

Indeed. Their PR guy has the best job ever, they never say no to his ideas.

 

[Nardonejuve]

This Guy! what a presence! I have high expectations for him but I do expect an adjustment period, getting use to the more difficult defending etc but I am confident once that first goal comes hes going to tear shit apart.

have to re mention that line by marotta i know i was said early but the reference to Jojo was hilarious Maybe we will get him for free HAHAHA such a cocky fucker now hey! and shoot its true pogba llorente pirlo and id even say barza for 300,000 was pretty much free given what hes contributed to our team in these 3 years.

 

[Furino]

Fernando

 

[.zero]

"Want me to drag him outta here, kick the shit out of him?"

His appearance made me become gay

You're too humbe. You give him too much credit

 

[am0110]

Llorente is uber cool.

 

[Monco]

merdazzurro fan

Alvarez scored more goal than Llorente last year.

Bendtner scored the same amount of goals as Giuseppe Meazza last year.

You can only reply to such a retarted post with another retarted post.

 

[Martin]

Meazza, eclectic choice.

 

[.zero]

Llorente is uber cool.

As opposed to?