Fave Part Of Your Preferred Sex? (12 Viewers)

[Nicole]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
what, old one's not good enough for you all of a sudden?

I meant you

 

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[Martin]

*sigh* it was lame and it is still early in the morning but now you killed it completely

yes, I know you meant me

 

[Nicole]

:groan:

I wont say anything next time

 

[Martin]

 

[Tom]

As Sergio eloquently put it, its all about the booty

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++




(You know, there's something semi-surreal about reading this thread and discovering that you're simultaneously listening to a cheesy bit of Darkness playing "Get Your Hands Off of My Woman" on your iRiver...)

Hey now, I just caught this last part, and as the self-appointed "King of Off Topic", I just have to ask.

Greg, how's your iRiver??

Do you have Napster to Go?


And yes Tom, its all about the Booty. That's why I'm convinced God was in a good mood when he created JLo and Beyonce.

 

[Tom]

one of few thungs that would lead me on the path to believeing in god, that. J'Lo's butt. You just have to marvel at the handiwork!

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Tom ] ++
one of few thungs that would lead me on the path to believeing in god, that. J'Lo's butt. You just have to marvel at the handiwork!

2 hours.

That's all I want.


2 hours with her. I'd run through hell in gasoline boxer briefs for 2 hours with JLo.

 

[Pete]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
2 hours with her. I'd run through hell in gasoline boxer briefs for 2 hours with JLo.

Yeah, in that order.

For me it's the face, the hips; I don't know why, I just find shapely hips to be the utmost shit..and legs.
I refrain from stating bum because I'm partial to tiny cute one to a rump-shaker. Boobs I'm open-minded with also, a handful or 4..either way.

 

[Menace]

The face, you arent going to look at the body all day

 

[baggio]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


iRiver is the shit

Marts, *whispers* you said shit.

 

[Martin]

how long are you gonna keep this up?

 

[DelpieroForLife]

Eyes and Ass...
Eventhough I don't think they sound good in one sentence as ther really r during Sex....

 

[Menace]

are all of you butt fvckers? i dont see whats so great about it

 

[Chxta]

Used to be a tits fan until I met the one...

 

[Kaiser Franco]

I like chins. Round, symetric, rosy chins in which to plant my fangs.

 

[DelpieroForLife]

++ [ originally posted by Menace ] ++
are all of you butt fvckers? i dont see whats so great about it

ya cann't see yar butt during the process ya just intoxicate it

 

[denco]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
Booty, Booty, Booty.

Its all about the ass.


Go ahead Dennis, make a comment about that.

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya

 

[Marty]

++ [ originally posted by denco ] ++
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya

 

[Martin]

You have a very good grasp of ebonics, Dennis, kudos!