Fabio Quagliarella (106 Viewers)

[Ocelot]

Quagliarella is ten times the player Matri will ever be. Once Matri retires, he will be forgotten instantly. But on the sad sad day when Quagligol hangs up His boots, the world will mourn. Statues will be built. Streets will be named after Him. Youtube will change its name to Q-tube and ban all videos not including him and his glorious chin to honor Him.

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

Even his goals to games ratio while at Juve is much better than the chin.

He's more handsome as well.

 

[pitbull]

Quagliarella is ten times the player Matri will ever be. Once Matri retires, he will be forgotten instantly. But on the sad sad day when Quagligol hangs up His boots, the world will mourn. Statues will be built. Streets will be named after Him. Youtube will change its name to Q-tube and ban all videos not including him and his glorious chin to honor Him.

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[Ocelot]

Even his goals to games ratio while at Juve is much better than the chin.

U wot m8?

For Juventus:
Quagligol: Goal every 153 minutes in all competions
Matri: Goal every 161 minutes in all competitions

Quagligol: Goal/assist every 117 minutes all competitions
Matri: Goal/assist every 133 minutes all competitions

Quagligol: Goal every 88 minutes in Champions League
Matri: Goal every 242 minutes in Champions League



Quagliagod >>>>>>>>> Matri

 

[LiquidPLP]

Quagliarella is ten times the player Matri will ever be. Once Matri retires, he will be forgotten instantly. But on the sad sad day when Quagligol hangs up His boots, the world will mourn. Statues will be built. Streets will be named after Him. Youtube will change its name to Q-tube and ban all videos not including him and his glorious chin to honor Him.

U wot m8?

For Juventus:
Quagligol: Goal every 153 minutes in all competions
Matri: Goal every 161 minutes in all competitions

Quagligol: Goal/assist every 117 minutes all competitions
Matri: Goal/assist every 133 minutes all competitions

Quagligol: Goal every 88 minutes in Champions League
Matri: Goal every 242 minutes in Champions League



Quagliagod >>>>>>>>> Matri

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[ZoSo]

Quagliarella is ten times the player Matri will ever be. Once Matri retires, he will be forgotten instantly. But on the sad sad day when Quagligol hangs up His boots, the world will mourn. Statues will be built. Streets will be named after Him. Youtube will change its name to Q-tube and ban all videos not including him and his glorious chin to honor Him.

U wot m8?

For Juventus:
Quagligol: Goal every 153 minutes in all competions
Matri: Goal every 161 minutes in all competitions

Quagligol: Goal/assist every 117 minutes all competitions
Matri: Goal/assist every 133 minutes all competitions

Quagligol: Goal every 88 minutes in Champions League
Matri: Goal every 242 minutes in Champions League



Quagliagod >>>>>>>>> Matri

 

[Post Ironic]

U wot m8?

For Juventus:
Quagligol: Goal every 153 minutes in all competions
Matri: Goal every 161 minutes in all competitions

Quagligol: Goal/assist every 117 minutes all competitions
Matri: Goal/assist every 133 minutes all competitions

Quagligol: Goal every 88 minutes in Champions League
Matri: Goal every 242 minutes in Champions League



Quagliagod >>>>>>>>> Matri

I said per game, as in appearance.

Matri 29 goals in 83 appearances.

Quags 30 goals in 101 appearances.

It's not Matri's fault that the chin was too shit to get regular starts and ended up being a sub more often than not. The guy was a useless turd who leeched wages off Juve long past the point of usefulness, showed no respect at all to this club that gave him his one chance to win a trophy or two in his turd-like career.

At least Matri behaved like a professional and showed respect to the club and its history.

Quags is a steaming pile of shit, both on the pitch, and as a human being.

 

[Pirlo's Beard]

Why can't we all just accept that both Quags and Matri are Juve greats that will be remembered until the end of time

 

[Tommy]

U wot m8?

For Juventus:
Quagligol: Goal every 153 minutes in all competions
Matri: Goal every 161 minutes in all competitions

Quagligol: Goal/assist every 117 minutes all competitions
Matri: Goal/assist every 133 minutes all competitions

Quagligol: Goal every 88 minutes in Champions League
Matri: Goal every 242 minutes in Champions League



Quagliagod >>>>>>>>> Matri

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I said per game, as in appearance.

Matri 29 goals in 83 appearances.

Quags 30 goals in 101 appearances.

It's not Matri's fault that the chin was too shit to get regular starts and ended up being a sub more often than not. The guy was a useless turd who leeched wages off Juve long past the point of usefulness, showed no respect at all to this club that gave him his one chance to win a trophy or two in his turd-like career.

At least Matri behaved like a professional and showed respect to the club and its history.

Quags is a steaming pile of shit, both on the pitch, and as a human being.

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[Bianconero81]

Why can't we all just accept that both Quags and Matri are Juve greats that will be remembered until the end of time

More like nobodies that shall be forgotten with the passage of time.

 

[Pirlo's Beard]

More like nobodies that shall be forgotten with the passage of time.

Yeah that too

 

[Post Ironic]

Aside from this... Matri scored against the good competition in Serie A, Quags didn't.

In 4 years at Juve, Quags scored: 1 vs Napoli... 1 vs Inter... 1 vs AC Milan... 0 vs Fiorentina... 0 vs Roma... 1 vs Udinese... 0 vs Lazio

In Matri's time at Juve, he scored: 2 vs Napoli... 2 vs Inter... 1 vs Milan... 2 vs Fiorentina... 2 vs Roma... 3 vs Udinese... 0 vs Lazio

Matri 12 goals against the 7 top sides in Serie A for Juve
Quags 4 goals against the 7 top sides in Serie A for Juve

Quags sucks balls.

 

[piotrr]

I said per game, as in appearance.

Matri 29 goals in 83 appearances.

Quags 30 goals in 101 appearances.

It's not Matri's fault that the chin was too shit to get regular starts and ended up being a sub more often than not. The guy was a useless turd who leeched wages off Juve long past the point of usefulness, showed no respect at all to this club that gave him his one chance to win a trophy or two in his turd-like career.

At least Matri behaved like a professional and showed respect to the club and its history.

Quags is a steaming pile of shit, both on the pitch, and as a human being.

Aside from this... Matri scored against the good competition in Serie A, Quags didn't.

In 4 years at Juve, Quags scored: 1 vs Napoli... 1 vs Inter... 1 vs AC Milan... 0 vs Fiorentina... 0 vs Roma... 1 vs Udinese... 0 vs Lazio

In Matri's time at Juve, he scored: 2 vs Napoli... 2 vs Inter... 1 vs Milan... 2 vs Fiorentina... 2 vs Roma... 3 vs Udinese... 0 vs Lazio

Matri 12 goals against the 7 top sides in Serie A for Juve
Quags 4 goals against the 7 top sides in Serie A for Juve

Quags sucks balls.

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U wot m8?

For Juventus:
Quagligol: Goal every 153 minutes in all competions
Matri: Goal every 161 minutes in all competitions

Quagligol: Goal/assist every 117 minutes all competitions
Matri: Goal/assist every 133 minutes all competitions

Quagligol: Goal every 88 minutes in Champions League
Matri: Goal every 242 minutes in Champions League



Quagliagod >>>>>>>>> Matri

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[Post Ironic]

I pretty much love that the Quags--Matri battle has been revived with Preziosi's statement yesterday!

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You'll notice that most of the Quags supporters are those who do things like cheer for Roma and Milan and Inter and Napoli in Europe... Those who want other Italian teams to succeed.

While us Matri supporters are the true Juventus fans, who want Inter, Milan, Naples, Roma to burn.

Just saying...

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

You're god damn right, Posty. #RealTalk

 

[Tommy]

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ill rek u

 

[Ocelot]

Aside from this... Matri scored against the good competition in Serie A, Quags didn't.

In 4 years at Juve, Quags scored: 1 vs Napoli... 1 vs Inter... 1 vs AC Milan... 0 vs Fiorentina... 0 vs Roma... 1 vs Udinese... 0 vs Lazio

In Matri's time at Juve, he scored: 2 vs Napoli... 2 vs Inter... 1 vs Milan... 2 vs Fiorentina... 2 vs Roma... 3 vs Udinese... 0 vs Lazio

Matri 12 goals against the 7 top sides in Serie A for Juve
Quags 4 goals against the 7 top sides in Serie A for Juve

Quags sucks balls.

You surely remember all the hugely important goals Quagliarella has scored for us? The incredible way he played when he arrived here, only to see his magnificent run cut short by the desastrous injury of his. And even after this predicament, which most players don't even manage to overcome ever again (Isla, even Vidal is still struggling) he went on to become our most important player in our CL campaigns. Had Matri faced the same injury, he'd still be in hospital or Serie C ,and I rate Matri. Quagliarella stands in the sad tradition of Del Piero or Ronaldo, great players whose true potential never quite got reached due to despicable knee injuries.

Without Quags, we wouldn't have made it out of the CL group in 2012/13. Without Quags, we wouldn't even have stood a chance to make it out of the group until the last matchday in 2013/14.

This goal alone trumps everything Matri has ever achieved in his life.

I pretty much love that the Quags--Matri battle has been revived with Preziosi's statement yesterday!

This

One of the best and most ridiculous rivalries on tuz.

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You'll notice that most of the Quags supporters are those who do things like cheer for Roma and Milan and Inter and Napoli in Europe... Those who want other Italian teams to succeed.

While us Matri supporters are the true Juventus fans, who want Inter, Milan, Naples, Roma to burn.

Just saying...

No no no no, Quagliarella fans are those who want Juventus to succeed. Who do not care about those puny Italian minnows, and only concern themselves how to make Juventus the force of nature it once was and soon will be again.

 

[Post Ironic]

I'll put this in small font...

My secret is that I like Quags. He's an entertaining and audacious player, two qualities I like, and the whole "leech", "disrespect" thing is way overblown... But I had to chose a side in this war, and once chosen, one must really fucking cast all objectivity aside and fuck shit up!

 

[Mr Chocolate]

Quagliarella is ten times the player Matri will ever be. Once Matri retires, he will be forgotten instantly. But on the sad sad day when Quagligol hangs up His boots, the world will mourn. Statues will be built. Streets will be named after Him. Youtube will change its name to Q-tube and ban all videos not including him and his glorious chin to honor Him.

it shall be a sad day

 

[Post Ironic]

Still... the stats prove my point. Quags choked against the top sides in Serie A. 4 goals against the top 7 teams in 4 years. While Matri had 12 goals in 2.5 years against those same 7 top teams.

I'll give Quags his awesome CL play for us. That really was awesome and necessary for our run in 2012/13.

But Matri contributed twice as much to those first two scudettos as Quags did, with goals against all the top teams.