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Xperd

Allegrophobic Infidel
Jun 1, 2012
32,414
Bizarre how Allegri and Marotta were pushed out when we were succeeding but Pirlo and Paratici seem to be kept on when we are failing.
Tici and Pirlo are lead actors in our Amazon series. Pirlo's thesis and Tici's recruitment process will be covered in depth. Can't have our main characters leave midway while they're still shooting the series.
 

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Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
39,211
You own a restaurant (Agnelli). You have a quality manager who makes questionable decisions at times (Magotta). Your restaurant is performing well, but you fire your manager and chef (Allegri - his style is too pragmatic, and even though the food is delicious, it's too boring).

You hire the sheesha boy to take over the management position (Tootsie), and promote the lady working the cash register (Bozo) to higher management. You then proceed to hire a mediocre chef who occasionally comes up with great dishes (Chain Smoking Canceh). After a year on the job, in which the restaurant does relatively well, but still performs below expectations, you still retain the sheesha boy and cash register lady, but fire your chef and bring in a recent graduate from the Dusit School of Culinary Arts (Pirlo) to take over your kitchen.

Anyone see anything wrong with this picture? :boh: :numnum: :b81:
 

juve123

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2017
15,325
You own a restaurant (Agnelli). You have a quality manager who makes questionable decisions at times (Magotta). Your restaurant is performing well, but you fire your manager and chef (Allegri - his style is too pragmatic, and even though the food is delicious, it's too boring).

You hire the sheesha boy to take over the management position (Tootsie), and promote the lady working the cash register (Bozo) to higher management. You then proceed to hire a mediocre chef who occasionally comes up with great dishes (Chain Smoking Canceh). After a year on the job, in which the restaurant does relatively well, but still performs below expectations, you still retain the sheesha boy and cash register lady, but fire your chef and bring in a recent graduate from the Dusit School of Culinary Arts (Pirlo) to take over your kitchen.

Anyone see anything wrong with this picture? :boh: :numnum: :b81:
There is no mention of ladyboy(Dybala) asking for 15 million euros contract
 

Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
39,211
Atleast he is better than Marotta who sold vidal pogba replaced them with hernanes and lemina it was Allegri genius who got the best out of our team
Yes, Magotta sold Vidal and Pogba. I am not a fan btw, but we won the title every single season when Marotta was here. We also reached 2 CL Finals. Allegri was a huge part of that, but you can't deny Marotta's role in it.

Now, Tootsie has weakened the squad. The midfield is still shit, we are on the verge of losing our title to fucking Inter of all teams, and being bounced out of Europe in the RO16, for the 2nd consecutive season, by a bunch of mediocre Portuguese Pirates
 
Jan 22, 2016
2,133
Bizarre how Allegri and Marotta were pushed out when we were succeeding but Pirlo and Paratici seem to be kept on when we are failing.
Marotta? The guy who sold Prime Vidal and Pogba and brought fucking Lemina, rincon, hernanes and bunch of freebies?

Spent record breaking money on 29 years old fat striker we couldn't get rid of him for years? Renew contract of Khedira for 3 years one weak before his sack?

Spent more than 100m on incompetent and usless players like Cost, Rugani, Berna? Brought back bonucci paying 40m?

Our Downfall started from 2015. The way he handled our transfers is still hunting us to this day.
 

Juventinoo

Ertuğrul Oğlu Osman
Oct 20, 2004
3,646
How everyone judging the players recruited with a no real coach Juve this season is beyond my understanding !!

How those player like Kulu , Cheisa , Mckennie, Rabiot ..etc will show their worth without a real coach understands the game ....

We don't have a game plan week in ..week out ...and you guys judging the players !!! we have no real coach to produce with those players ....!!

am really surprised with many comments here as coming from seniors in this forum
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
41,845
You own a restaurant (Agnelli). You have a quality manager who makes questionable decisions at times (Magotta). Your restaurant is performing well, but you fire your manager and chef (Allegri - his style is too pragmatic, and even though the food is delicious, it's too boring).

You hire the sheesha boy to take over the management position (Tootsie), and promote the lady working the cash register (Bozo) to higher management. You then proceed to hire a mediocre chef who occasionally comes up with great dishes (Chain Smoking Canceh). After a year on the job, in which the restaurant does relatively well, but still performs below expectations, you still retain the sheesha boy and cash register lady, but fire your chef and bring in a recent graduate from the Dusit School of Culinary Arts (Pirlo) to take over your kitchen.

Anyone see anything wrong with this picture? :boh: :numnum: :b81:
Pretty sure we didn’t do “relatively well” under chain smoking canceh. We had our worst season in 9 years. Scraped scudetto with 83 pts, lowest goal differential of winning era, embarrassed by Napoli in Coppa, Lazio in supercoppa, and pathetic Rof16 exit in CL to Lyon, the 7th place team in Ligue 1.

But otherwise, good analogy.

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That's up to the management to figure out.

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2017 team's starting eleven is much better than this. We just have better depth options now.
Do we have better depth, outside CBs and Dybala/Morata for attack up front?

Seems that we go to complete shit without Cuadrado, Morata, Arthur, Bonucci. One player from each part of the field. Lol

Or without Ronaldo, Dybala, De Ligt, etc. We don’t seem to be able to rotation/fielding depth players very well
 
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Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
39,211
How everyone judging the players recruited with a no real coach Juve this season is beyond my understanding !!

How those player like Kulu , Cheisa , Mckennie, Rabiot ..etc will show their worth without a real coach understands the game ....

We don't have a game plan week in ..week out ...and you guys judging the players !!! we have no real coach to produce with those players ....!!

am really surprised with many comments here as coming from seniors in this forum
Who's responsible for hiring the coach? Why buy players when you're not going to bring in the right coach to lead the team? :boh:

This is on Tootsie.
 

IliveForJuve

Burn this club
Jan 17, 2011
18,399
Marotta? The guy who sold Prime Vidal and Pogba and brought fucking Lemina, rincon, hernanes and bunch of freebies?

Spent record breaking money on 29 years old fat striker we couldn't get rid of him for years? Renew contract of Khedira for 3 years one weak before his sack?

Spent more than 100m on incompetent and usless players like Cost, Rugani, Berna? Brought back bonucci paying 40m?

Our Downfall started from 2015. The way he handled our transfers is still hunting us to this day.
That fat 29 year old striker won us a scudetto though. Piggie created lots of goals for himself and finished half chances like it was nothing.
 

Juventinoo

Ertuğrul Oğlu Osman
Oct 20, 2004
3,646
Who's responsible for hiring the coach? Why buy players when you're not going to bring in the right coach to lead the team? :boh:

This is on Tootsie.
The one who hired the coach AA ...not Fabio ...

and the worst ...no one on earth will know what actual players Pirlo wants

ah yes ....the only ones who asked about are Mackenni and Morata and he got them ...



by the way if you guys did not notice ....Fabio kicked out Rugani , Matuidi, Khadeira , Pjanic and replaced them with younger talents that you cant see

ah yes ....you will not see when we have an amateur coach like Pirlo

the mic with you !!
 

Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
39,211
The one who hired the coach AA ...not Fabio ...

and the worst ...no one on earth will know what actual players Pirlo wants

ah yes ....the only ones who asked about are Mackenni and Morata and he got them ...

the mic with you !!
The midfield is still shit. We're about to lose the title for the first time in 10 years, and are an embarrassment in the CL. All these things are happening during Tootsie's tenure, or are you going to blame everyone else bar Tootsie?
 

Juventinoo

Ertuğrul Oğlu Osman
Oct 20, 2004
3,646
The midfield is still shit. We're about to lose the title for the first time in 10 years, and are an embarrassment in the CL. All these things are happening during Tootsie's tenure, or are you going to blame everyone else bar Tootsie?
See .... you keep running away from the discussion and just puting some funny smiles on my comment tells a lot

then now your broken record is the midfield ....I will come to this point with you ...BUT not replying to my previous comments this is admission that your judgement was wrong !!

the midfield you talk about is reinforced with Mckenni, Kulu, Cheisa and Rabiot last year ...all those players talent unleashed yet under pirlo ..

in addition ....hiring skillful central mid will be very expensive ..... give me a reliable realistic name you think Juve will break the bank for him to play at the center with the fucking pandamic we have ???

waiting you ..dont runaway from other points of discussion !


see B81 ... i know why u hate Fabio ... because he treated your boy badly and since then your judgement always biased and really based on the total performance of Dybala since his day one ...we should shipped his inconsistent ass long time ago ...
 
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