Euro 2024 General Discussion Thread (52 Viewers)

[Juve-Fan-Iraq]

Jeez that was predictable as fuck. I had a feeling the spain midfield was going to run over Italy with ease. There was signs that the midfield was bad against Albania.

 

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[MrMonkey]

77th minute and Italy are yet to have a shot on target, also haven’t had even one corner till now.

Was shocked not realizing this watching match, but finished with only 1 SOG and 2 corners. Complete offensive failure.

 

[Siamak]

Cristante is testa di cazzo.

 

[Alin]

Just can't lose to Croatia now.

Going to be a very difficult match but i do expect a reaction after tonight’s shitshow, tactics will need to be on point too though, which tonight haven’t been.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Expected Spain to win anyway but damn is it depressing. I hate them so much.

Cristante on

I remember arguing with someone on here about how the fuck is this useless cunt still in the Italy side and I was assured he is 5th choice midfielder at best

Barella
Frattesi
Tonali
Jorginho
Pellegrini
Fagioli
Locatelli

All clearly better than him, I dare you to argue otherwise. Or I guess you think Alex Sandro is a top 11 Juve player, since he was always picked to start right?

Tag me next time, you know who I am.

 

[Siamak]

77th minute and Italy are yet to have a shot on target, also haven’t had even one corner till now.

Allegri soul was in Spalletti's body.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Expected Spain to win anyway but damn is it depressing. I hate them so much.


Barella
Frattesi
Tonali
Jorginho
Pellegrini
Fagioli
Locatelli

All clearly better than him, I dare you to argue otherwise. Or I guess you think Alex Sandro is a top 11 Juve player, since he was always picked to start right?

Tag me next time, you know who I am.

Way I see it, Cristante was first sub today

Fagioli didn't come on, Tonali is gambling at home, Locatelli IS at home, Jorginho and Pellegrini have been nearly as useless as Cristante.

 

[Bjerknes]

If you are a real JJ fan, here's what you want to see happen for the remainder of the tournament.

1) Calafiori scores 5 more own goals
2) Chiesa has a non-knee related injury and makes him untransferrable this summer
3) Mckennie stays at Juventus
4) Mckennie sleeps with Di Lorenzo's wife, ruling out a move to JJ
5) Barella, Dimarco, Frattesi, Bastoni, and Darmian caught betting on Spain winning 1-0
6) Rabiot scores the winning goal in the tournament and dedicates it to his move to Real
7) Camavinga sleeps with Rabiot's mum and demands transfer to JJ

 

[U Picciriddu]

Honestly how can’t we have a god damn winger bar Chiesa for a football country that big. No AM of a world class level, no striker. Seeing Frattesi, Scamacca and Pellegrini is shocking.

I’m wondering what would be the true difference between the 90s and now at a youth level, it isn’t a coincidence that specifically those positions have been lacking for years.

 

[Alex-444]

If you are a real JJ fan, here's what you want to see happen for the remainder of the tournament.

1) Calafiori scores 5 more own goals
2) Chiesa has a non-knee related injury and makes him untransferrable this summer
3) Mckennie stays at Juventus
4) Mckennie sleeps with Di Lorenzo's wife, ruling out a move to JJ
5) Barella, Dimarco, Frattesi, Bastoni, and Darmian caught betting on Spain winning 1-0
6) Rabiot scores the winning goal in the tournament and dedicates it to his move to Real
7) Camavinga sleeps with Rabiot's mum and demands transfer to JJ

 

[Alin]

Some positives to take out of this one:

- Bologna’s asking price for Calafiori might go down.
- Chiesa’s wage demands might be lowered.
- Fagioli wasn’t part of this embarrassing performance.

- - - Updated - - -

Bonus:

- Di Lorenzo also proved he is not worth dealing with ADL.

 

[Alex-444]

Some positives to take out of this one:

- Bologna’s asking price for Calafiori might go down.
- Chiesa’s wage demands might be lowered.
- Fagioli wasn’t part of this embarrassing performance.

Merda's squad completely failed

 

[Alin]

Merda's squad completely failed

Was just thinking more from a Juve mercatto perspective, but that sure is a positive too.

 

[MrMonkey]

. No AM of a world class level

Maybe not world class at this age but let's see what he/Italy/Juve have. All we need is a draw for advacement to where i have no clue.

 

[U Picciriddu]

Maybe not world class at this age but let's see what he/Italy/Juve have. All we need is a draw for advacement to where i have no clue.

Should’ve absolutely played, been saying that for years though. Would be the most gifted player from a technical pov from Italy today without a doubt.

Could take Verratti’s place of the previous midfield.

 

[Lion]

is chiesa even a professional football player? it's shameful how much he sucks but he wants higher wages

 

[Bjerknes]

is chiesa even a professional football player? it's shameful how much he sucks but he wants higher wages

It looks like he has been eating way too much carbonara ahead of his move down south.

I worry about his personal chef.

 

[s4tch]

tomorrow's headlines: inda's magnificent core wasn't enough, the future of juventus, di lorenzo and calafiori compromised gli azzurri's tournament

 

[Dostoevsky]

You've got to be shit when Pellegrini is your number 10.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

You've got to be shit when Pellegrini is your number 10.

I mean our manager had it in 2016