[EU] Europa League 2015/2016 (25 Viewers)

[Fr3sh]

this is actually a great team. i'm disappoint

but pleaaaase...Davids > Vidal. nice bench though

Here's a all time 11 of I like them a lot but not good enough to start

Lloris
Marcelo-Kolo-Skritll-Ramos
Lampard-Guti-Makelele
Van de vaart
Huntelaar-Eto'o​

 

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[IliveForJuve]

Gigi Da Gawd
Cafu--Chiello--Nesta--Roberto Carlos
Pavel--Vidal--Pogba--Mauro
Ale--Trez​

Bench: Raul, Inzaghi, Guti, Davids, Sandro, Gattuso, Kolo

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My all time team that I'd pick to play against you would be Chile and it's team of indios

No Martin?

It wouldn't be hard to beat your team full of (Chilean) alcoholic indios.

 

[Fr3sh]

No Martin?

It wouldn't be hard to beat your team full of (Chilean) alcoholic indios.

Martin will be my assistant coach. My right hand man.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Martin will be my assistant coach. My right hand man.

You wish he was your right hand the one you masturbate with.

 

[il brutto]

You wish he was your right hand the one you masturbate with.

How do you know which hand he masturbates with

 

[Fr3sh]

You wish he was your right hand the one you masturbate with.

Actually I jerk with my left.

 

[Klin]

Actually I jerk with my left.

I never understood that. Why?

 

[Fr3sh]

I never understood that. Why?

Cause my right arm is crippled for life

 

[Klin]

Cause my right arm is crippled for life

Why?

 

[Fr3sh]

Why?

Birth injury

Nonetheless my left is solid and more than enough. I eat with it, jerk with it, roll the meanest spliffs heck I can prolly beat 70% of the ppl here at basketball with just my left

 

[Klin]

Birth injury

Nonetheless my left is solid and more than enough. I eat with it, jerk with it, roll the meanest spliffs heck I can prolly beat 70% of the ppl here at basketball with just my left

OK, so you can basically call yourself a lefty.

But why would right-handed people jerk with their left?

 

[Fr3sh]

OK, so you can basically call yourself a lefty.

But why would right-handed people jerk with their left?

Yeah.

Dunno prolly same reason they don't wipe their ass with their right.

Might be due to religious influence, you know the whole eat with your right stuff.

 

[Klin]

Yeah.

Dunno prolly same reason they don't wipe their ass with their right.

Might be due to religious influence, you know the whole eat with your right stuff.

But I do wipe my ass with my right too. I'll probably make a big 'ol mess if I were to wipe with my left.

 

[DAiDEViL]

why would right-handed people jerk with their left?

i have no idea why i do that.

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thread is interesting btw. love the europe league.

 

[campionesidd]

Other way round for me.

 

[Fr3sh]

But I do wipe my ass with my right too. I'll probably make a big 'ol mess if I were to wipe with my left.

 

[Hængebøffer]

I'm sure Völler doesen't even masturbate.

 

[Fr3sh]

Other way round for me.

So you wipe down up or up down. Meaning from the top of the asscrack to ballsack or ballsack to top of asscrack?

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Soldado hits the bench for being shite

 

[Klin]

So you wipe down up or up down. Meaning from the top of the asscrack to ballsack or ballsack to top of asscrack?

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Soldado hits the bench for being shite

Ballsack to asscrack obviously. Who the fuck would wipe asscrack to ballsack? Probably right-handed people who uses their left.

Coming to think of it, wiping asscrack to ballsack, there's the possibility of applying the wrong pressure and could possible have an anal insertion. How does it even work? Would you use your thumb?

 

[Fr3sh]

Ballsack to asscrack obviously. Who the fuck would wipe asscrack to ballsack? Probably right-handed people who uses their left.

It's the other way around for me cause I wipe with my left. Asscrack to ballsack. If I did with my right would've been same way as yours.