[ENG] Premiership 2011/2012 (15 Viewers)
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oh snap
picked this up from another forum. Balotelli the real life troll:
Reasons why Mario Balotelli is a legend
This is why balotelli is a hero >Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
>£10,000 in parking fines
>Car impounded 27 times
>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth
team >Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp
outside
>Rescued a child from bullying
>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
>Thinks milk with tea is strange
>Bibotelli saga
>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it
off within a week
>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy
essentials for the house, like an ironing board
>Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa
and Scalectrix
>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore
while playing for inter
>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while
at inter
>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch
ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a
minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and
protests about it
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This
season I have been s***. Can I say that?"
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a
real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on
the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due
to an allergy to the pitch
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for
refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he
had won >Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she
was presenting a live television show
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep
downstairs
>*** mental chicken hat
>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere
>Said he would find out who he was so he could
remind Wilshere he came second
>Drove his car into a women's prison so he could
have a look around
>Swore on live TV after the FA cup final >Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA
Galaxy and missed
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even
testified in court at a Mafia trial
>Brought iPad to bench during International
friendly. >Set house on fire using fireworks
>Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and
he is better than all other players
>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City
kitman Chappy
>Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6
>Became the face of a firework safety campaign
days after setting his house on fire
>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in
Manchester
>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne.
>Breaking his curfue to have a lightsabre battle with rolling pins
Reasons why Mario Balotelli is a legend
This is why balotelli is a hero >Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
>£10,000 in parking fines
>Car impounded 27 times
>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth
team >Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp
outside
>Rescued a child from bullying
>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
>Thinks milk with tea is strange
>Bibotelli saga
>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it
off within a week
>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy
essentials for the house, like an ironing board
>Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa
and Scalectrix
>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore
while playing for inter
>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while
at inter
>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch
ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a
minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and
protests about it
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This
season I have been s***. Can I say that?"
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a
real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on
the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due
to an allergy to the pitch
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for
refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he
had won >Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she
was presenting a live television show
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep
downstairs
>*** mental chicken hat
>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere
>Said he would find out who he was so he could
remind Wilshere he came second
>Drove his car into a women's prison so he could
have a look around
>Swore on live TV after the FA cup final >Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA
Galaxy and missed
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even
testified in court at a Mafia trial
>Brought iPad to bench during International
friendly. >Set house on fire using fireworks
>Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and
he is better than all other players
>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City
kitman Chappy
>Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6
>Became the face of a firework safety campaign
days after setting his house on fire
>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in
Manchester
>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne.
>Breaking his curfue to have a lightsabre battle with rolling pins
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