This fucking retard.
Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea, thought to be on 70,000 pounds a week, has been caught pinching a doughnut worth just 1.19 pounds.
The 20-year-old Spaniard was picked up by security guards when trying to leave a Tesco in Altrincham, Greater Manchester, after he was caught helping himself to a treat from the Krispy Kreme cabinet.
After devoring the snack in the magazine aisle, he then attempted to leave the supermarket without paying, but was stopped by the security guards, one of whom spoke fluent Spanish.
The former Atletico Madrid keeper, signed in the summer by United for 20 million euros as a replacement for Edwin van der Sar, was taken to the ‘stop and search’ room and given a caution, managing to escape any further fines.