378/169 , 0.44 goals per match mandzukic
180/71 , 0.39 goals per match morata
lukaku has a 0.02 goals per match advantage
180/71 , 0.39 goals per match morata
lukaku has a 0.02 goals per match advantage
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[ENG] Premier League 2015/2016 (11 Viewers)
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His name is "Lu" , a football player of chinese origin abandoned at a young age in the coasts of japan with only a blanket and nametag on him . He was found by the travelling monks of the mountain of "Kaku" and raised by them until adulthood , after that he left to become a football player in the premier league and choose to bear the name Lukaku in his shoulders standing for "Lu from Kaku" . He is fairly big for a chinese guy and has an unusual coloring for the race . He is a good player , but most of his rise to fame is thanks to the long standing disputes regarding his origin and citzenship . As soon as he started playing the chinese took notice and wanted him in their international team putting forth the argument of his origin as chinese , on the other hand the japanese say he should play for them seeing as he was raised there . This has served as a pretext to fire up both parties and make the japanese-chinese relations tense once again , there has been speculation of war , but nothing is certain at this point . His mother also revealed herself last year trying to reconnect with her son , but he doesn't want to know anything about her . She has appeared in many talk shows talking about the matter , but many speculate that she came forward at this point only to take a cut of his money . He came again in the interest of the public 2 months ago when a nameless african country announced that they are his country of origin , imho that is totally bogus though . You can just take a glance at him and it is clear as day that he is a 1.90 cm tall black chinese , but let them dream . Among other things Belgium also claimed being his original place of birth , but those talks died out fairly quickly . All in all he is a good player though .
This guy looks fun, so far in the first few weeks of the Premier League... safe to be cautious though before praising him, because of his stereotype...
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