Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa. (1 Viewer)

Fake Melo

Ghost Division
Sep 3, 2010
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#1
An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man's penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox beauty spa treatment in China.

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures.
Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.
'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.
Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.
'The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,' he said.


Believe it or not, Nan's case follows a similar incident when a 14-year-old boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery.
In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy's bladder.

The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317...ladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa

WHAT the fuuuuuuuck!? :inter: :inter:
 

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JuveJay

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Mar 6, 2007
74,916
#7
That's proper eels though, not pisshole sized ones.

I've caught and eaten freshwater eels before. You nail its head to a tree, cut the skin around it, then you can basically pull it and peel the skin off along the length, like peeling a banana :D

Can't say I've ever eaten cockerney jellied eels before though, looks horrible.
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
80,951
#8
LOL nice. Yeah jellied eels look totally fucked, dont know how they eat that rubbish. It is England after all I guess :D

Oh and Jay, this has nothing at all to do with this thread but I was watching this video again, its a great thing to watch when Im down and need a laugh. Is this cretin coaching Nottingham Forest these days?


What an absolute twat.
 

JuveJay

Senior Signor
Moderator
Mar 6, 2007
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#10
LOL nice. Yeah jellied eels look totally fucked, dont know how they eat that rubbish. It is England after all I guess :D

Oh and Jay, this has nothing at all to do with this thread but I was watching this video again, its a great thing to watch when Im down and need a laugh. Is this cretin coaching Nottingham Forest these days?


What an absolute twat.
LOL, me and this guy at work watched this over and over when it came out, what a dick :lol: Yeah he's still at Forest, and shit.

He also did something similar in his Wolfsburg press conference.


Shteve :lol:
 

Nicholas

MIRKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 30, 2008
38,737
#13
LOL nice. Yeah jellied eels look totally fucked, dont know how they eat that rubbish. It is England after all I guess :D

Oh and Jay, this has nothing at all to do with this thread but I was watching this video again, its a great thing to watch when Im down and need a laugh. Is this cretin coaching Nottingham Forest these days?


What an absolute twat.
Oaahehaheahhauhguuggghhuhaaghh*h.....of course :lol:
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
80,951
#14
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Oaahehaheahhauhguuggghhuhaaghh*h.....of course. That was me who wrote that comment on youtube lol.

We arent underdogs, we are as you say...massive underdogs. LOL stupid ginger cunt
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,526
#17
I've eaten eels before, they taste like shit.

That's insane though, I'd freak if something went up my pee hole.
 

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