Edinson Cavani - ST- PSG (31 Viewers)

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.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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Bepps: Hold on guys...


AA: holy shit he's calling sheik allahu akbar


Sheik: Jesus, that didn't take long hold on...


Sheik: Hello? Marotta? Hold on my brother is here...


Bepps: laughing I'm sheiking through the quad!!


Sheik: You're what?


Nedved: Did he say he was streaking or sheiking?


Bepps: Seriously, jokes aside. Cavani. How does a 4m loan with a bottle of k-Y jelly after 20 goals sound, Sheik?


Sheik: bakalaka dirka a dirk.


Bepps: Bucca da beppe? Bikida bapata beppe?


AA: He is using the chewbacca defense. :lol:


Sheik: Are you negotiating or insulting?


Beppe: Dead surs. Think about it. Call you in 10 mins.



(3 way call)


Titty: Si?

Moratt: Beppe?

Garcia: Hello?






























(no dial tone)

































Beppes: Hey Sheik


Sheik: Who the hell is this? Badass?






Nedved: This fucker is on a roll...


Cole: I think my line crossed with another handy.


Sheik talking to himself: I'm gayer than a football bat...Beppe is going to fist me.


Bepps: Do we have a deal? Edison wants out bitch, here is the agreement. Sign it.


Allegri: Fucking 10 dollar menu....look at this fucking guy.


Cavani: Juve. :touched:
:lol: you bored dumbo
 

Tomate

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Jul 19, 2014
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Tevez will see his contract to the end at july 2016, and we're trying to make it a year more.

Morata is disrespected by Real Madrid so i doubt he'll want to go back there. But ofc, this is our of our hands..

Exor is a loan, but yes..
Please don't be so naive to think that Morata won't return to Madrid sooner or later. It's going to be good for your nerves.

Same with Tevez. He probably will stay until 2016 luckily, but it's extremely unlikely that he'll renew for another year, that's more wishful thinking than reality (same as with Morata).

So again: It makes perfectly sense to go crazy for Cavani and Dybala. It's a golden opportunity, we need to be prepared for the inevitable - whether we like it or not - and not in every transfer window there are two great strikers available, ready to sign for us, so it's an opportunity to take. Liverpool lost Suarez and they couldn't replace him because there weren't many options, there are other examples of team's not being capable of replacing key-players. We have to be smarter than them, because we thankfully are, and be prepared and take opportunities when we see them. Marotta always has been about opportunities, this is another one for him to show his superiority.

Also while we made it to the final today, it was quite worrisome to only have Matri and Llorente as serious attacking option's.
 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
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:rofl:

Why does there have to be a limit on reps on a day like today!?!?!

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@Hustini

Does your wife know you just spent an hour making this? :D
husti wife: baby our daughter is sick. can u go to pharmacy and get her some medicine?
husti: let her tough it out, hoe. gotta stroke my ego for internet forum faps
 

PedroFlu

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Sep 20, 2011
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wonder if beppe has gotten indications about Madrid intending on activating the clause for Morata? cuz I see no point in Cavani with Morata here.
Just thought about that. Maybe it's insurance for Madrid going all in for Morata. Would be the perfect substitute tbh.
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
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Bepps: Hold on guys...


AA: holy $#@! he's calling sheik allahu akbar


Sheik: Jesus, that didn't take long hold on...


Sheik: Hello? Marotta? Hold on my brother is here...


Bepps: laughing I'm sheiking through the quad!!


Sheik: You're what?


Nedved: Did he say he was streaking or sheiking?


Bepps: Seriously, jokes aside. Cavani. How does a 4m loan with a bottle of k-Y jelly after 20 goals sound, Sheik?


Sheik: bakalaka dirka a dirk.


Bepps: Bucca da beppe? Bikida bapata beppe?


AA: He is using the chewbacca defense. :lol:


Sheik: Are you negotiating or insulting?


Beppe: Dead surs. Think about it. Call you in 10 mins.



(3 way call)


Titty: Si?

Moratt: Beppe?

Garcia: Hello?






























(no dial tone)

































Beppes: Hey Sheik


Sheik: Who the hell is this? Badass?






Nedved: This $#@!er is on a roll...


Cole: I think my line crossed with another handy.


Sheik talking to himself: I'm gayer than a football bat...Beppe is going to fist me.


Bepps: Do we have a deal? Edison wants out bitch, here is the agreement. Sign it.


Allegri: $#@!ing 10 dollar menu....look at this $#@!ing guy.


Cavani: Juve. :touched:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuk man HAHAHAHAHAHAH


The three way calll and marotta{s face HAHAHAHAHA
 

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,411
Maybe we end up buying Cavani and playing him in dat dere wide forward role sometimes. He's actually looking more and more at home there. Imagine Cavani and Tevez in serie a playing either side of Morata in a 4-3-2-1 Rest in Mofucken pieces 110 points at least
 

Robee

Senior Member
Jun 21, 2011
7,049
There's no way in hell we'll end with Dybala, Morata, Tevez AND Cavani.

If we aee seriously negotiating, there's something we don't know. And it probably involves Tevez leaving early..
 

Ramin

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Nov 18, 2003
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Maybe we end up buying Cavani and playing him in dat dere wide forward role sometimes. He's actually looking more and more at home there. Imagine Cavani and Tevez in serie a playing either side of Morata in a 4-3-2-1 Rest in Mofucken pieces 110 points at least
Cavani has publicly claimed that he is being wasted playing on the wing and wants to play centrally, which I totally agree with.

There's no way in hell we'll end with Dybala, Morata, Tevez AND Cavani.

If we aee seriously negotiating, there's something we don't know. And it probably involves Tevez leaving early..
Yes, exactly. It wouldn't be logical to have any two of them sitting on the bench at the same time.

I don't believe we have been knocking psg's door for Cavani. Most likely scenario is that PSG have offered Cavani + cash for Pogba.
 

Robee

Senior Member
Jun 21, 2011
7,049
We made €100m off CL .....

Take away 33 for Dybala and we've got 67 left. Add Exor loan, Tv-rights, Adidas money.....
Yes, because we have no bills to pay whatsoever. Juve's players and staff for instance are all volunteers. I handed in my candidacy for a post on the board this week.
 

lucabrasi9tre

Junior Member
Apr 8, 2015
134
There's no way in hell we'll end with Dybala, Morata, Tevez AND Cavani.

If we aee seriously negotiating, there's something we don't know. And it probably involves Tevez leaving early..
Id be perfectly happy if Tevez leaves this summer if it means Cavani will be here for the next 4 years. We know he is gone in 2016 anyway.
 

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,411
Yes we can't pass up on Cavani if we really can get him just to keep a striker who has publicly stated so many times that in the near future he wants to go home. But I think we could easily fit 3 of those 4 strikers in one line up anyway. Cavani and Tevez are versatile, Dybala is quite creative and could play deeper if required.
 
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