Edinson Cavani - ST- PSG (35 Viewers)

[j0ker]

So what the quote really says is that

Juve want Cavani, contacts in the next hours.

Imagine Cavani

Drunk Beppe calling the Sheikh at 3AM

 

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[alexjuventino]

Drunk Beppe calling the Sheikh at 3AM

Lmao someone make a story

 

[Ocelot]

Drunk Beppe calling the Sheikh at 3AM

Of all the days to run out of reps, this had to be the one...

 

[Fint]

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Well if you don't jinx it I would say 25+ goals in ALL comps.

 

[Rollie]

 

[j0ker]

Lmao someone make a story

@Hustini

 

[Hust]

a photo story?

 

[Post Ironic]

Drunk Beppe calling the Sheikh at 3AM

 

[j0ker]

a photo story?

Yes.

 

[Klin]

a photo story?

Come on Hust!!

Or you @Gagi.

 

[Hust]

what is the theme exacctly?

 

[j0ker]

what is the theme exacctly?

 

[Klin]

what is the theme exacctly?

Beppe drunk calling PSG's Sheikh asking for Cavani after receiving 100M from CL.

 

[TheLaz]

what is the theme exacctly?

You guys.. I can't wait for it though!

 

[Tomate]

Considering that both Morata and Tevez will leave us sooner or later, it absolutely make sense to go all in for Dybala AND Cavani.

If we go to our financial limit, we should be capable of pulling this off without selling anyone. This year we overachieved financially and next season we will have new revenue sources (Adidas/Jeep + more CL money + more TV money).

Also didn't Exor give us 50m?

 

[TheLaz]

Considering that both Morata and Tevez will leave us sooner or later, it absolutely make sense to go all in for Dybala AND Cavani.

If we go to our financial limit, we should be capable of pulling this off without selling anyone. This year we overachieved financially and next season we will have new revenue sources (Adidas/Jeep + more CL money + more TV money).

Also didn't Exor give us 50m?

Tevez will see his contract to the end at july 2016, and we're trying to make it a year more.

Morata is disrespected by Real Madrid so i doubt he'll want to go back there. But ofc, this is our of our hands..

Exor is a loan, but yes..

 

[Suns]

wonder if beppe has gotten indications about Madrid intending on activating the clause for Morata? cuz I see no point in Cavani with Morata here.

 

[Salvo]

It wouldnt be this summer anyway. Don't think they are related.

 

[Hust]

Bepps: Hold on guys...

AA: holy shit he's calling sheik allahu akbar

Sheik: Jesus, that didn't take long hold on...

Sheik: Hello? Marotta? Hold on my brother is here...

Bepps: laughing I'm sheiking through the quad!!

Sheik: You're what?

Nedved: Did he say he was streaking or sheiking?

Bepps: Seriously, jokes aside. Cavani. How does a 4m loan with a bottle of k-Y jelly after 20 goals sound, Sheik?

Sheik: bakalaka dirka a dirk.

Bepps: Bucca da beppe? Bikida bapata beppe?

AA: He is using the chewbacca defense.

Sheik: Are you negotiating or insulting?

Beppe: Dead surs. Think about it. Call you in 10 mins.

(3 way call)

Titty: Si?

Moratt: Beppe?

Garcia: Hello?






























(no dial tone)

Beppes: Hey Sheik

Sheik: Who the hell is this? Badass?

Nedved: This fucker is on a roll...

Cole: I think my line crossed with another handy.

Sheik talking to himself: I'm gayer than a football bat...Beppe is going to fist me.

Bepps: Do we have a deal? Edison wants out bitch, here is the agreement. Sign it.

Allegri: Fucking 10 dollar menu....look at this fucking guy.

Cavani: Juve.

 

[Jem83]