Dušan Vlahović (59 Viewers)

[AFL_ITALIA]

Are we praying to him because he scored against relegation battlers again?

You'd lose that bet. However, if Id make a bet that you and most of the members of your family are rhinoceros, since your country tops obesity rankings, Id prolly win.

Malnourished, starving Europeans hating on our THICC queens and big-boned kings as per usual

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

Are we praying to him because he scored against relegation battlers again?


Malnourished, starving Europeans hating on our THICC queens and big-boned kings as per usual

Man imagine how many heads would explode if Juventus introduced diversity quotas when it came to transfers lmao

 

[Rockets]

Sorry Dusan for once comparing you with Amauri, the latter in this team would probably be converted to a real CB by Allegri.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Man imagine how many heads would explode if Juventus introduced diversity quotas when it came to transfers lmao

We can't afford transfers anymore anyway so it's ok

 

[Scottish]

15 goals in 22 matches in a team coached by Allegri, you have to realize the performance with the few exploitable balls. Just imagine Vlahovic in a team that gives him 5 or 6 opportunities per game like the other top clubs in Europe. Respect.

Dai's head would have exploded reading this post

Miss him so much

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

Man imagine how many heads would explode if Juventus introduced diversity quotas when it came to transfers lmao

i think we already have them for quite some time.

 

[s4tch]

regardless of the romantic he loves the club narrative, i'm all for 2024 vlahovic to stay

 

[Alen]

Statistically he's out there with the very best in serie A:

1. Lautaro 1 G/A in 78.4 minutes
2. Dybala 1 G/A in 80.2 minutes
3. Osimhen 1 G/A in 82.7 minutes
4. Vlahovic 1 G/A in 83.7 minutes
5. Giroud 1 G/A in 86 minutes
6. Jovic 1 G/A in 96.3 minutes
7. Scamacca 1 G/A in 99.1 minutes
8. Thuram 1 G/A in 108.3 minutes
9. Berardi 1 G/A in 114.5 minutes
10. Orsolini 1 G/A in 117.6 minutes
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11. De Ketelaere 1 G/A in 119 minutes
12. Lookman 1 G/A in 120 minutes
13. Pulisic 1 G/A in 135.8 minutes
14. Politano 1 G/A in 142.8 minutes
15. Pellegrini 1 G/A in 146 minutes
16. Calhanoglu 1 G/A in 156.6 minutes
17. Kvaratskhelia 1 G/A in 159 minutes
18. N. Gonzalez 1 G/A in 160.6 minutes
19. Lukaku 1 G/A in 171.1 minutes
20. Soule 1 G/A in 174.8 minutes

 

[Brny44]

Can you imagine him in functional system, where he wont waste energy defending and where wingers would actually attack and provide him usefull balls and not be defending? Damn, now that would be a goal machine...

 

[Rockets]

No Zirkzee? a bit surprised

 

[Alen]

No Zirkzee? a bit surprised

He's right behind Soule, with 1 G/A in 175.4 minutes.

 

[s4tch]

No Zirkzee? a bit surprised

175 minutes per g/a, like soulé

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Dybala

 

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[Dostoevsky]

Statistically he's out there with the very best in serie A:

1. Lautaro 1 G/A in 78.4 minutes
2. Dybala 1 G/A in 80.2 minutes
3. Osimhen 1 G/A in 82.7 minutes
4. Vlahovic 1 G/A in 83.7 minutes
5. Giroud 1 G/A in 86 minutes
6. Jovic 1 G/A in 96.3 minutes
7. Scamacca 1 G/A in 99.1 minutes
8. Thuram 1 G/A in 108.3 minutes
9. Berardi 1 G/A in 114.5 minutes
10. Orsolini 1 G/A in 117.6 minutes
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11. De Ketelaere 1 G/A in 119 minutes
12. Lookman 1 G/A in 120 minutes
13. Pulisic 1 G/A in 135.8 minutes
14. Politano 1 G/A in 142.8 minutes
15. Pellegrini 1 G/A in 146 minutes
16. Calhanoglu 1 G/A in 156.6 minutes
17. Kvaratskhelia 1 G/A in 159 minutes
18. N. Gonzalez 1 G/A in 160.6 minutes
19. Lukaku 1 G/A in 171.1 minutes
20. Soule 1 G/A in 174.8 minutes

What about top 10 across best leagues?

 

[Amer]

Statistically he's out there with the very best in serie A:

1. Lautaro 1 G/A in 78.4 minutes
2. Dybala 1 G/A in 80.2 minutes
3. Osimhen 1 G/A in 82.7 minutes
4. Vlahovic 1 G/A in 83.7 minutes
5. Giroud 1 G/A in 86 minutes
6. Jovic 1 G/A in 96.3 minutes
7. Scamacca 1 G/A in 99.1 minutes
8. Thuram 1 G/A in 108.3 minutes
9. Berardi 1 G/A in 114.5 minutes
10. Orsolini 1 G/A in 117.6 minutes
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11. De Ketelaere 1 G/A in 119 minutes
12. Lookman 1 G/A in 120 minutes
13. Pulisic 1 G/A in 135.8 minutes
14. Politano 1 G/A in 142.8 minutes
15. Pellegrini 1 G/A in 146 minutes
16. Calhanoglu 1 G/A in 156.6 minutes
17. Kvaratskhelia 1 G/A in 159 minutes
18. N. Gonzalez 1 G/A in 160.6 minutes
19. Lukaku 1 G/A in 171.1 minutes
20. Soule 1 G/A in 174.8 minutes

I bet Giovinco at Parma had better stats then all these shmugs.

 

[U Picciriddu]

Dybala

Where are the haters

 

[Alen]

What about top 10 across best leagues?

Too much work, buddy. Sorry

I bet Giovinco at Parma had better stats then all these shmugs.

No
1 G/A in 118 minutes in his famous 15G/11A season in 2011/12.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Too much work, buddy. Sorry


No
1 G/A in 118 minutes in his famous 15G/11A season in 2011/12.

lol, gotcha. I thought you already had those stats since you come up with some crazy stuff.

 

[Alen]

lol, gotcha. I thought you already had those stats since you come up with some crazy stuff.

I did check Kane, who I believe should be leading the list. He's at 1 G/A in around 66 minutes, which is Messi level good.