Do you need to get laid? (1 Viewer)

[Azzurri7]

For my Arabic speaking friends

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I don't think this man is normal though, I mean 15??? this gotta be crazy. Even the last decision which is 3times per week is kinda too much.

Last part was really funny.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I want a translation.

 

[Il Re]

I want a translation.

i second that

 

[JCK]

I also want one.

 

[Slagathor]

I don't get it, what does the 'winner' get again?

 

[flieeeekke]

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I don't think this man is normal though, I mean 15??? this gotta be crazy. Even the last decision which is 3times per week is kinda too much.

Last part was really funny.

three times a week is not too much..

 

[Rami]

Well basically this woman went to court asking for a divorce because her husband was so horny, and banging her around 15 times a day. The judge proposed for the guy to marry another woman, he declined because he cannot support two wives, financially speaking...at the end they settled for 3 times a week on three designated days, one of them was Tuesday. Coinedently, that day was also a Tuesday, so when the man agreed on this solution, he grabbed his wife to take her home and said "Today is Tuesday, but it won't count" and rushed out of the courtroom.

@ Altair: This is not from a Saudi newspaper. We don't really use the term "Mawlana" for judges. If I had to guess, I would say it was in one of the western Arabic countries, Algeria, Mauritania, Morocco...etc

 

[Rami]

Me so Saudi... i mean me so Horny...

Lol, of all people you should've known that isn't a Saudi newspaper

 

[Marc]

15 times a day?

Was that Elvin by any chance?

 

[flieeeekke]

it said 15 times a day, not virgin till death.

 

[Marc]

I don´t know man, Elvin looks like a sex-machine to me.

 

[V]

I don´t know man, Elvin looks like a sex-machine to me.

oh boy...who's gonna stop him now.

 

[Marc]

oh boy...who's gonna stop him now.

Menace.

 

[Slagathor]

Well basically this woman went to court asking for a divorce because her husband was so horny, and banging her around 15 times a day. The judge proposed for the guy to marry another woman, he declined because he cannot support two wives, financially speaking...at the end they settled for 3 times a week on three designated days, one of them was Tuesday. Coinedently, that day was also a Tuesday, so when the man agreed on this solution, he grabbed his wife to take her home and said "Today is Tuesday, but it won't count" and rushed out of the courtroom.

@ Altair: This is not from a Saudi newspaper. We don't really use the term "Mawlana" for judges. If I had to guess, I would say it was in one of the western Arabic countries, Algeria, Mauritania, Morocco...etc

I vote Morocco, it sounds like something the Moroccans could come up with.

I hate to repeat myself and be a nuisance (actually I don't but it sounds polite), but can anyone answer this:

I don't get it, what does the 'winner' get again?

 

[sateeh]

apparently he/she gets laid, Altair has the details

@the article , for posting.....daam that guy was horny

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

I don't get it, what does the 'winner' get again?

pussy


apperantly we put some money and get a hooker


so please vote for me

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well basically this woman went to court asking for a divorce because her husband was so horny, and banging her around 15 times a day. The judge proposed for the guy to marry another woman, he declined because he cannot support two wives, financially speaking...at the end they settled for 3 times a week on three designated days, one of them was Tuesday. Coinedently, that day was also a Tuesday, so when the man agreed on this solution, he grabbed his wife to take her home and said "Today is Tuesday, but it won't count" and rushed out of the courtroom.

@ Altair: This is not from a Saudi newspaper. We don't really use the term "Mawlana" for judges. If I had to guess, I would say it was in one of the western Arabic countries, Algeria, Mauritania, Morocco...etc

15 a day?

My record is 6 or 7 in one day.

 

[Elvin]

I hate you all

 

[chester]

I hate you all

No you don't, you just feel sorry you made that one thread in the past.

 

[Slagathor]

pussy


apperantly we put some money and get a hooker


so please vote for me

Sure thing, I'll throw my post-count weight around and see what I can do