Do you need to get laid? (1 Viewer)

[GordoDeCentral]

Ok this is not a joke; the rules are simple: let us know how bad you need to get laid, your form of expression is up to your discretion. After determining who's most desperate we shall have a donation drive to secure the services of a seasoned courtisan.

 

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[Menace]

can I be the courtisan?

 

[Seven]

Somehow I always knew Menace was going to be the first to post in this thread.

 

[Menace]

 

[GordoDeCentral]

can I be the courtisan?

i am sure we can find you someone who's into role-playing; but to qualify you need to tell us why you ought to be picked.

 

[3pac]

interesting no one posts in this thread

 

[JCK]

You did

And I just did :confused2

 

[Azzurri7]

Altair, you want them in % or how?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Somehow I always knew Menace was going to be the first to post in this thread.

yeah, coz my ass was in school for 11 hours

 

[gray]

Somehow I always knew Menace was going to be the first to post in this thread.

Actually I was thinking Besmir

yeah, coz my ass was in school for 11 hours

Oh, right

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

but i am here now

 

[sateeh]

why do i have the feeling the "lucky" person will be Elvin

 

[Elvin]

Suck
Elvin's
Xmenis :lick:

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Altair, you want them in % or how?

audio video, or essay: just tell us why we should pay for you to have sex

 

[Rami]

For my Arabic speaking friends

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I don't need to be laid, I need to get Andy-afied.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

15 times a day?? Rami what do they feed you over there?

 

[Hambon]

Me so Saudi... i mean me so Horny...

 

[Hambon]

If a female member is chosen...May i be the one to Bonerize her? aka lay the Pipe....

 

[GordoDeCentral]

you most certainly can supersize menace's doughnut