Prepare yourself for Dimitar "Capocannoniere" Berbatov raping the opposition week in week out. Combination with Mirko "Zorro" Vucinic, low ball through the middle, flick, flick, Zorro leaves a defender floored, heel flick to Berbagod, oh my what is berba doing? HE PUT THE BALL ON HIS HEAD AND DIVED INTO THE GOAL!