He meant to say Zidane's hair, since the balding Frenchman's receding hairline has been causing him problems recently
What's up with all the percentages? Btw, how did you fare on your exam Martin? Did the FOB come in handy? I hope u didn't forget ur bill of lading

Was it you or Mikey who had an exam? I forgot
Ok, back on topic, I really can't help but feel elated with the impending arrival of Diego. He is no Zizou, and in all fairness it would be unfair to compare him to the Frenchman, but he has his own style and substance. Let's embrace the arrival of this magnificent player, and hope he brings us moments of joy and paves the way for a new winning cycle. Diego is Diego, and Zidane is Zidane