Dedication my ass.
Rab and Janna asked me to do Part II of the famous MSN talk involving our adorable GM. There you go.
Paratici says:
Boss! Wadup?
Marotta says:
Stop kissing my ass, call me Beppe.
Paratici says:
Ok, Beppe.. I have something for you.
Marotta says:
You do? Speak!
Paritici says:
The club has arranged some meeting with our fans, but since we are in USA, we'll do that via MSN.
Marotta says:
I like that! I hate doing face to face, they never look me in the eyes.
Paratici says:
Ok, let's do this...
Rabih Fawaz has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello Rabih, tell me what you want.
Rab says:
I want you to extend Ale's contract until 2017, retire number #10 when he finish his marvelous career and name the stadium after him.
Marotta says:
Well, Rab, that's too much to ask to be honest. He'll end his career this year, and I can't retire his number because I'm planning to bring another Iconic player who'll wear this number after Ale. Cristiano Doni. Next.
Melo has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
I thought I got rid of you. You're fucking boomerang.
Melo says:
I'm not Felipe, I'm fake Melo, my name is Hashi'.
Marotta says:
I don't do drugs. Next.
Juventus [RUS] has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Russian dude.
Juventino [RUS] says:
Man, I love you for signing Pepe, just wanted to let you know that. Keep up the good work, man!
Marotta says:
Well, thank you. Pepe is certanly an amazing player and future of our club.
Jack has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Jack. How can I help you?
Jack says:
I don't like Rossi. Sorry, Grossi. Floro Flores is better than him. Our team sucks. You suck. I don't like you.
Marotta says:
Don't offend me, Jack. I'm doing my shit in Juve's best interest. Next.
Hustini has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Hustini. Are you an Italian? I love Italians very much.
Hustini says:
Cut the crap, Beppe. Is Aguero coming?
Marotta says:
We have to wait and see, boy. I hope so!
Hustini says:
Marotta says:
I knew it, fucking Tuttosport. Leave me alone!
Ahmed has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Ahmed.
Ahmed says:
What the fuck.
Marotta says:
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Ahmed says:
Ah, fuck it, I'm off.
Snoop has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Snoop. I like your name. Very original.
Snoop says:
Well, thank you!
Marotta says:
I find you very masturbateable. Do you want to exchange pics?
Snoop says:
You too? Come on... Fuck this shit.
SallyInzaghi has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Male or Female? I can do both.
SallyInzaghi says:
Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, what the fuck is going on here? Toni, Amauri and their massive wages? Come ooooon, what the fuuuuuuuuuuck, man?
Marotta says:
Don't be rude, please.
SallyInzaghi says:
Maaan, Amauri is earning Trezegol's money, what the fuck is that, maaaan? And Giovinco on loan and some shit. You're brainless fuck.
Marotta says:
Next.
Cronios has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello. How are you?
Cronios says:
I think Buffon needs a proper backup since Manningers is leaving to Bologna. Our defence sucks. We don't have solid centreback to play next to Chiellini. We need someone like Montero, a badass on the pitch, you know. Or full backs are not Juve material, they don't deserve to be here. This Lichtensteiner or whatever is a solid, but not a champion. Far from it. Our midfield also sucks. I find it very slow, old and uncreative. Only Pirlo got some skills, but he's older than Jesus. Krasic has speed, but can't dribble. Pepe is mediocre, so as our other wingers. Our forwards are mediocre also, most of them are not Serie A material. Only DP. But, he's also old, so now must find a proper replacement. When Conte did a hair transplant?
Marotta says:
Paratici, please ban him somehow. Now.
Andrew Beck has been added to the conversation
Andy says:
Hello, Beppe, you fuck.
Marotta says:
I say hello first, and don't be rude.
Andy says:
Are you buying Rossi, that motherfucking traitor?
Marotta says:
I hope so, he's an excellent player.
Andy says:
He's a fucking leechfucker, so as you, because you're earning some crazy money and don't do shit.
Marotta says:
Well, do you have some advice for me, smart boy?
Andy says:
Actually, I did some market research. You should invest in "Burke's Pizza House", something big is going down there.
Marotta says:
Let me think about it... Next.
Alvin has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Alvin! Can I help you?
Alvin says:
Fucking faggota, Rossi sucks, Aguero is brilliant, but you're too stupid to done deal that shit!!!
Marotta says:
Boy, please behave.
Alvin says:
We're still waiting for some champions, and we will end up with fucking Gilardino, you stupid, incompetent fuck.
Marotta says:
Ah, fuck off. Next.
Janna has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Well, hello young lady. Are you single?
Janna says:
Hello. No, I'm dating Claudio, Jack, Rab, Klin, Byrone, Dule, Burke, Hustini, Sheik and Kasaki.
Marotta says:
Oh, I understand.. How can I help you?
Janna says:
Can I have your phone number, so I can call you when I need some guru points?
Marotta says:
Only if we do some phone sex stuff. I can be such a stallion.
Janna says:
Hell no, I'd rather date Gagi. Walk away.
Alvin has been added to the conversation
Alvin says:
I'm back, fuckers!!!!!!!!!
Marotta says:
Come on, Paratici, ban him permanently.
Dule90 has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hey, Dule.
Dule says:
Hi, old man. Can you give me Sabatini's contact information or simply tell me how much money they'll spend on Bojan?
Marotta says:
Dule, we're talking about Juventus, fuck Roma.
Dule says:
Do you want to see my abs?
Marotta says:
It's too late, maybe some other time. Next.
Mark has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Mark. What can I do for you?
Mark says:
Marotta says:
I don't get it...
Mark says:
Marotta says:
I still don't get it..
Mark says:
It's me, Mark from 'Tuz. I wrote you like 1000 times!
Marotta says:
Oh, the Stalker. Next...
Alvin has been added to the conversation
Alvin says:
FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!
Marotta says:
Fucking Alvin. Ok, we're done for tonight.
Rab and Janna asked me to do Part II of the famous MSN talk involving our adorable GM. There you go.
Paratici says:
Boss! Wadup?
Marotta says:
Stop kissing my ass, call me Beppe.
Paratici says:
Ok, Beppe.. I have something for you.
Marotta says:
You do? Speak!
Paritici says:
The club has arranged some meeting with our fans, but since we are in USA, we'll do that via MSN.
Marotta says:
I like that! I hate doing face to face, they never look me in the eyes.
Paratici says:
Ok, let's do this...
Rabih Fawaz has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello Rabih, tell me what you want.
Rab says:
I want you to extend Ale's contract until 2017, retire number #10 when he finish his marvelous career and name the stadium after him.
Marotta says:
Well, Rab, that's too much to ask to be honest. He'll end his career this year, and I can't retire his number because I'm planning to bring another Iconic player who'll wear this number after Ale. Cristiano Doni. Next.
Melo has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
I thought I got rid of you. You're fucking boomerang.
Melo says:
I'm not Felipe, I'm fake Melo, my name is Hashi'.
Marotta says:
I don't do drugs. Next.
Juventus [RUS] has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Russian dude.
Juventino [RUS] says:
Man, I love you for signing Pepe, just wanted to let you know that. Keep up the good work, man!
Marotta says:
Well, thank you. Pepe is certanly an amazing player and future of our club.
Jack has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Jack. How can I help you?
Jack says:
I don't like Rossi. Sorry, Grossi. Floro Flores is better than him. Our team sucks. You suck. I don't like you.
Marotta says:
Don't offend me, Jack. I'm doing my shit in Juve's best interest. Next.
Hustini has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Hustini. Are you an Italian? I love Italians very much.
Hustini says:
Cut the crap, Beppe. Is Aguero coming?
Marotta says:
We have to wait and see, boy. I hope so!
Hustini says:
Marotta says:
I knew it, fucking Tuttosport. Leave me alone!
Ahmed has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Ahmed.
Ahmed says:
What the fuck.
Marotta says:
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Ahmed says:
Ah, fuck it, I'm off.
Snoop has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Snoop. I like your name. Very original.
Snoop says:
Well, thank you!
Marotta says:
I find you very masturbateable. Do you want to exchange pics?
Snoop says:
You too? Come on... Fuck this shit.
SallyInzaghi has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Male or Female? I can do both.
SallyInzaghi says:
Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, what the fuck is going on here? Toni, Amauri and their massive wages? Come ooooon, what the fuuuuuuuuuuck, man?
Marotta says:
Don't be rude, please.
SallyInzaghi says:
Maaan, Amauri is earning Trezegol's money, what the fuck is that, maaaan? And Giovinco on loan and some shit. You're brainless fuck.
Marotta says:
Next.
Cronios has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello. How are you?
Cronios says:
I think Buffon needs a proper backup since Manningers is leaving to Bologna. Our defence sucks. We don't have solid centreback to play next to Chiellini. We need someone like Montero, a badass on the pitch, you know. Or full backs are not Juve material, they don't deserve to be here. This Lichtensteiner or whatever is a solid, but not a champion. Far from it. Our midfield also sucks. I find it very slow, old and uncreative. Only Pirlo got some skills, but he's older than Jesus. Krasic has speed, but can't dribble. Pepe is mediocre, so as our other wingers. Our forwards are mediocre also, most of them are not Serie A material. Only DP. But, he's also old, so now must find a proper replacement. When Conte did a hair transplant?
Marotta says:
Paratici, please ban him somehow. Now.
Andrew Beck has been added to the conversation
Andy says:
Hello, Beppe, you fuck.
Marotta says:
I say hello first, and don't be rude.
Andy says:
Are you buying Rossi, that motherfucking traitor?
Marotta says:
I hope so, he's an excellent player.
Andy says:
He's a fucking leechfucker, so as you, because you're earning some crazy money and don't do shit.
Marotta says:
Well, do you have some advice for me, smart boy?
Andy says:
Actually, I did some market research. You should invest in "Burke's Pizza House", something big is going down there.
Marotta says:
Let me think about it... Next.
Alvin has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Alvin! Can I help you?
Alvin says:
Fucking faggota, Rossi sucks, Aguero is brilliant, but you're too stupid to done deal that shit!!!
Marotta says:
Boy, please behave.
Alvin says:
We're still waiting for some champions, and we will end up with fucking Gilardino, you stupid, incompetent fuck.
Marotta says:
Ah, fuck off. Next.
Janna has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Well, hello young lady. Are you single?
Janna says:
Hello. No, I'm dating Claudio, Jack, Rab, Klin, Byrone, Dule, Burke, Hustini, Sheik and Kasaki.
Marotta says:
Oh, I understand.. How can I help you?
Janna says:
Can I have your phone number, so I can call you when I need some guru points?
Marotta says:
Only if we do some phone sex stuff. I can be such a stallion.
Janna says:
Hell no, I'd rather date Gagi. Walk away.
Alvin has been added to the conversation
Alvin says:
I'm back, fuckers!!!!!!!!!
Marotta says:
Come on, Paratici, ban him permanently.
Dule90 has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hey, Dule.
Dule says:
Hi, old man. Can you give me Sabatini's contact information or simply tell me how much money they'll spend on Bojan?
Marotta says:
Dule, we're talking about Juventus, fuck Roma.
Dule says:
Do you want to see my abs?
Marotta says:
It's too late, maybe some other time. Next.
Mark has been added to the conversation
Marotta says:
Hello, Mark. What can I do for you?
Mark says:
Marotta says:
I don't get it...
Mark says:
Marotta says:
I still don't get it..
Mark says:
It's me, Mark from 'Tuz. I wrote you like 1000 times!
Marotta says:
Oh, the Stalker. Next...
Alvin has been added to the conversation
Alvin says:
FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!
Marotta says:
Fucking Alvin. Ok, we're done for tonight.
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