Cristiano Ronaldo (287 Viewers)

[james95]

So the cross that assisted his goal was less dangerous ?

It was a good ball but that’s like one every 1000 for Danilo. If I’m being pedantic, I’d say Ronaldo’s was more dangerous yes. Had more pace and was pin-point. Ramsey should’ve really scored. Ronaldo had to hang in the air for Danilo’s although it was a decent cross.

 

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[Elvin]

Much better decisions making from him tonight compared to that Samp game. Didn't take any unnecessary shots and released the ball early enough. He's looking super sharp with his movements at the moment imo and getting into some really good positions. Could easily break his last years tally if these first two games are anything to go by.

Dont you realize its not a coincidense? He played more "selfishly" vs Samp because we could afford it.
He knew it, his teammates knew it. Ronaldo is smart. He never fucks around in big games.

 

[B3N]

Ronaldo chasing a player at right back area. Having scored two goals.

That's the most I ever seen from him in work rate, clearly on board with Pirlo.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

He usually starts seasons pretty slowly...already has 3 in 2 games. Absolute goal animal. He will reach 100 goals in a Bianconero jersey by the end of the season.

Dat hang time on the header Beastly.

 

[Elvin]

He usually starts seasons pretty slowly...already has 3 in 2 games. Absolute goal animal. He will reach 100 goals in a Bianconero jersey by the end of the season.

Dat hang time on the header Beastly.

Wouldnt be surprised if he beats Trezegols record. Would love that!

 

[U Picciriddu]

I respect this guy so much. He’s so dedicated. Pirlo’s words about Bentancur that played to much last season and isn’t in perfect condition at this moment shows what a great athlete Ronaldo is. He’s 12 years older, plays everything for us and for Portugal and practically always in great shape. If you have the honor to play in the same team as this guy make sure to take notes and copy some of his lifestyle because he’s the real deal. What a example. Thanks for carrying us once again.

 

[juventus4life]

Many years ago when I was a boy, a player I last saw hanging in the air was Les Ferdinand (Newcastle) but he's all about headers, not a GOAT like CR7.

 

[juventus4life]

Hanging in the air waiting.

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Salvage one point for the team. And a new record for himself.

 

[Arcticdaly]

@campionesidd The uncreative tap in man at it again.

 

[Juventino2019]

You're seeing high profile $100M transfers like Hazard and Dembele who barely play, or Griezmann and Coutinho who crush under pressure, and you have to applaud Cristiano. Man is a beast - Physically and mentally.

 

[Siamak]

 

[Lion]

guys quick question, what does siuuuuuuu mean in context

 

[Hydde]

It's like "lets do thisss here and nowww"

 

[Lion]

It's like "lets do thisss here and nowww"

interesting.

so would it be weird to use it when having sex and climaxing?

like if i yell. SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU when i finish. is that too much?

@CrimsonianKing @JCK @Post Ironic i need input

 

[Juve_fanatic]

There is no doubt in our minds or even his mind that he will manage to break this record. He will play untill he is 50 if he has to.

 

[Elvin]

There is no doubt in our minds or even his mind that he will manage to break this record. He will play untill he is 50 if he has to.

Lol what? He'll break it this season.

 

[Post Ironic]

interesting.

so would it be weird to use it when having sex and climaxing?

like if i yell. SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU when i finish. is that too much?

@CrimsonianKing @JCK @Post Ironic i need input

You can only yell SIUUUUUUUUUUU when you finish, if you yell DAI, DAI, DAI, DAI, DAI... while you jackhammer away to the finish line.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

 

[Lion]

lol what? lots of us are in wonderful relationships, so corona is not impacting our sex lives. feel bad for single people lmao

i am lucky enough to have such a wonerful, and loving uncle to take care of me

 

[Post Ironic]

lol what? lots of us are in wonderful relationships, so corona is not impacting our sex lives. feel bad for single people lmao

i am lucky enough to have such a wonerful, and loving uncle to take care of me

Single people can’t sleep around during Covid?

BC CDC told us to have sex through gloryholes, or use some other shield to avoid face to face contact.

@X Æ A-12 is always looking for get rich quick schemes. Building custom gloryholes is the way to go, bro.