Cristiano Ronaldo (146 Viewers)

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Kudos to you for not assuming their gender.

What the fuck? did you not even notice "walked" or is ableist language ok with you?

 

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[james95]

It's a testament to how much portugal's team has improved in recent years as opposed to when he was in his prime as he truly played with dross for some period of time. This could turn out to be their best squad ever. Just a shame that it came in the twilight of his career.

 

[vodka]

As an Iranian, I took that personally

Sorry, but recent event with the girl that was not allowed to watch a football game is too much. I thought that Iran is one of more liberal Muslim countries somehow

 

[Lion]

ah yes. dislike entire country because of one thing.

in that case let's relegate juve cuz Mussolini

 

[Mokku]

I find the Koran quite useful.

Spoiler

when wiping my arse!!

As long as you wipe with the Koran and not the Qur'an, genius.

 

[il brutto]

No, nationalist. He clearly seems to became more motivated to show Portugal's superiority in football among other nations.

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Whatever fits the nationalist propaganda I guess

 

[Post Ironic]

ah yes. dislike entire country because of one thing.

in that case let's relegate juve cuz Mussolini

I agree. We should be relegated.

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Thats fine just as long as you were at the bar missing the game.

He forgot to mention it was the automotive service bar at the Canadian Tire he works at. Is a true story.

And yes, he did miss the Juve game.

 

[Hængebøffer]

I thought that Iran is one of more liberal Muslim countries somehow

Wtf?

 

[kappa96]

Sorry, but recent event with the girl that was not allowed to watch a football game is too much. I thought that Iran is one of more liberal Muslim countries somehow

As liberal as North Korea.

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[Elvin]

Sorry, but recent event with the girl that was not allowed to watch a football game is too much. I thought that Iran is one of more liberal Muslim countries somehow

What?

 

[sina_hosseinian]

Wtf?

What?

He has a point.

 

[Osman]

He has a point.

Mullahs running after you with moral police with made up power tripping laws that throw you in jail in the name of religion = Liberal.


Gotcha. He has a point indeed.

 

[sina_hosseinian]

Mullahs running after you with moral police with made up power tripping laws that throw you in jail in the name of religion = Liberal.
Gotcha. He has a point indeed.

It's off-topic and I don't intend to continue.
You right, you know my country better than me!

 

[Osman]

It's off-topic and I don't intend to continue.
You right, you know my country better than me!

Do you know the meaning of liberal? The actual meaning? Because we perhaps need to discuss your english language skills in this instance, before touch on geopolitical stuff.

 

[Gep]

As long as you wipe with the Koran and not the Qur'an, genius.

I copied @Bianconero81 version as I couldn’t be arsed to find the correct version. Either way it’s a lot Smoother than Cushelle.

 

[Elvin]

Do you know the meaning of liberal? The actual meaning? Because we perhaps need to discuss your english language skills in this instance, before touch on geopolitical stuff.

The most liberal Muslim-majority country in the world is Azerbaijan - here you can do pretty much anything you want as long as you remain apolitical lol

It's very secular.

 

[kappa96]

The most liberal Muslim-majority country in the world is Azerbaijan - here you can do pretty much anything you want as long as you remain apolitical lol

It's quite secular.

Turkey is also a good example.

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[Elvin]

Turkey is also a good example.

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Yeah, used to be at least, but Erdogan is ruining everything. Porn is banned for example.

 

[swag]

It's really hard not to despise these fuckers. They're so venomous, so toxic. One of the posters even called Salah's daughter a whore, a young girl not even in her teens FFS. All this because she's not reading the Koran and wearing a fucking veil. Fuck those people, like seriously.

Some people just need a hard, deep falafel, I swear.

Or crossfitters

I find the Koran quite useful.

Spoiler

when wiping my arse!!

I just read it for the pictures.

time for this gem again:

a crossfitter, a vegan, and a tesla owner all walked into a bar. I know this because they told everyone within 5 minutes

Sadly, I had not seen this until now.

It's a testament to how much portugal's team has improved in recent years as opposed to when he was in his prime as he truly played with dross for some period of time. This could turn out to be their best squad ever. Just a shame that it came in the twilight of his career.

I have my doubts. Yeah, yeah ... it seems that this country has everything going its way to make up for 500 years of perpetual decline. But there are some glaring weaknesses. Like having Fonte as a CB to replace Pepe, which tells you two things right there. And while they have good defensive midfielders, they lack good attacking midfielders and ball-handlers. Much of that talent is pushed forward on the wings now. And relying on Guedes or even Felix to rescue you when Ronaldo has a bad day is a dubious strategy.

 

[Mokku]

I copied @Bianconero81 version as I couldn’t be arsed to find the correct version. Either way it’s a lot Smoother than Cushelle.

You're as funny as a keyboard warrior could ever be.

Yeah, used to be at least, but Erdogan is ruining everything. Porn is banned for example.

And how is porn a good thing?