Cristiano Ronaldo (104 Viewers)

[frick]

Pretty sure it's nothing and taken out of context. They talked in front of other players as well, including Bentancur and Cuadrado who should know Latin languages.

 

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[Nedved96]

Imagine Ronaldo and Dybala being supplied by the MVPP midfield

just imagine for a moment...

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Imagine Ronaldo and Dybala being supplied by the MVPP midfield

just imagine for a moment...

We'd be unstoppable. Would be talked about for years to come like that prime Barcelona squad.

 

[Post Ironic]

Imagine Ronaldo and Dybala being supplied by the MVPP midfield

just imagine for a moment...

With Allegri as coach, we’d dominate all of Europe for a few years. This current chainsmoking clown would still have us look shit.

 

[Bianconero81]

With Allegri as coach, we’d dominate all of Europe for a few years. This current chainsmoking clown would still have us look shit.

Chain Smoking Cancerous Clown? So many C's in there - Alliteration/Consonance

I love it. I wanna add that other C, but it would probably result in a warning

 

[unnamed]

Ronaldo in Madrid watching Gran Derbi

 

[il brutto]

Ronaldo in Madrid watching Gran Derbi

Now we know the real reason why Juve - Inda vas postponed.

 

[Alex-444]

 

[zizinho]

Glad he went, can ask Zizou for tactical advice while there. Kinda mean he didnt bring his assistant though

 

[Cerval]

Glad he went, can ask Zizou for tactical advice while there. Kinda mean he didnt bring his assistant though

He can hopefully poach Zizou like he did with De Ligt

 

[zizinho]

He can hopefully poach Zizou like he did with De Ligt

Doing sarrees AND Fabs job at the same time

 

[ColloRosso]

Ronaldo in Madrid watching Gran Derbi

Tactically delicious game

 

[Snobist]

Now we know the real reason why Juve - Inda vas postponed.

I didn't know he was friends with Pablo Escobar

 

[Powis]

Now we know the real reason why Juve - Inda vas postponed.

Campionato falsato

 

[j0ker]

I didn't know he was friends with Pablo Escobar

I swear that was the first thing it came to my mind.

 

[Nedved96]

With Allegri as coach, we’d dominate all of Europe for a few years. This current chainsmoking clown would still have us look shit.

The chainsmoking clown has the exact same number of Champions League trophies as Allegri

 

[Post Ironic]

The chainsmoking clown has the exact same number of Champions League trophies as Allegri

Oh look, a muppet posting retarded nonsense again.

Allegri CL knockout wins: 14

Sarri CL knockout wins: 0

One of these things is not like the other.

 

[zizinho]

Apparently Ronaldo went into the Real Madrid dressing room to give a pep talk.

Better motivator than his assistant for sure

Next up, have Zidane come over to our locker room vs Milan. Lock the door after he walks in. Have sarree enter AAs jet and fly somewhere to "scout some player". Leave him at the farthest tobacco field possible

 

[Post Ironic]

Next up, have Zidane come over to our locker room vs Milan. Lock the door after he walks in. Have sarree enter AAs jet and fly somewhere to "scout some player". Leave him at the farthest tobacco field possible

We can sell him into indentured servitude on that far away tobacco plantation. He picks tobacco for his remaining years in exchange for all he can smoke. @lgorTudor

 

[zizinho]

We can sell him into indentured servitude on that far away tobacco plantation. He picks tobacco for his remaining years in exchange for all he can smoke. @lgorTudor

Its paradise for him. Smoke all you want and never run out of cigarettes. But other needs as well. Hungry? Tobacco salad. Thirsty? Tobacco tea. Horny? Tobacco stuffed sex doll. What more would a man want