Cristiano Ronaldo (91 Viewers)

[zizinho]

only 2, not 3 girls and get oral at the same time.

"when i grow up, i want to be Mark"

-every Canadian kid

 

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[Mark]

lol

 

[Snobist]

He will take his first freekick in his first Juve game, he will score it. Then in his 4 years at Juve he will take all freekicks but no goals. In process Dybala and Pjanic will leave

 

[Cronios]

He was gone by the time i reached there.
I don't think that he has gone directly to Torino though, but soon.
He is in exceptional fitness, even at vacations he trained daily for many hours. He will last forever!

 

[redfirm]

Everything looks nice. I love the hype around here on Forums regarding CR transfer - imagine how we will all feel on Monday when there is official presentation!

I am still silently hopping for some media / paparazzi pictures of Ronaldo in Turin before Monday

I came here to congratulate the Juve fans, who have been fans for years and years and who bleed black and white and here you are. Now I am a huge Ronaldo fan aswel but I wont dump my club because of a player, Ofcourse I will watch the recaps of juve now that Ronaldo is playing here, but man, You should be ashamed of yourself. You dont love football, you are in love with the man himself. But if this makes you happy, then i wish you all the best.

 

[GiocataGrande]

The life of Mark.

real legend

 

[edgardavids2608]

Can you Imagine when next season we have him on our Netflix show. i didnt really understand the Netflix thing but I think with Ronaldo and also future stars we could bridge the gap on paying high wages with some stuff like this as well as get new fans. We are doing some really great stuff right now

 

[il brutto]

One of the most bizzare posts in Tuz history

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Yeah like wtf. No idea about the sporting or cultural landscapes that prevailed back then. Brazilian league back in the 60s was probably the best league there was and the Os Santásticos are regarded as one of the greatest teams ever. I know some people don't know shit but sometimes I just hope they at least had the smarts to be quiet

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

So I see you crazy fuckers were tracking planes again last night

 

[Afghan_juventus]

Hope his transfer can help us get that referee help in the CL that Madrid has gotten these past 3 years

 

[KB824]

He was gone by the time i reached there.
I don't think that he has gone directly to Torino though, but soon.
He is in exceptional fitness, even at vacations he trained daily for many hours. He will last forever!

You're scaring me

 

[Osman]

I came here to congratulate the Juve fans, who have been fans for years and years and who bleed black and white and here you are. Now I am a huge Ronaldo fan aswel but I wont dump my club because of a player, Ofcourse I will watch the recaps of juve now that Ronaldo is playing here, but man, You should be ashamed of yourself. You dont love football, you are in love with the man himself. But if this makes you happy, then i wish you all the best.

Well said

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[piotrr]

My friend designed such a masterpiece CR7Juve T-shirt and gifted me one
Now wanna share it will all the juventinos :juvefan2:

There it is : https://teespring.com/fr/ronaldo-juventus-football#pid=2&cid=2397&sid=front

Hi, my friend is very interested in this but is banned right now and can't write, send him a private message, he'll get back to you once he'll be able to

Here is his profile
http://www.juventuz.com/members/19661-lgorTudor

 

[Snobist]

Can you Imagine when next season we have him on our Netflix show. i didnt really understand the Netflix thing but I think with Ronaldo and also future stars we could bridge the gap on paying high wages with some stuff like this as well as get new fans. We are doing some really great stuff right now

How many seasons of Juve are gonna be on Netflix. Seems like Southpark was right about Netflix

 

[Osman]

Yeah like wtf. No idea about the sporting or cultural landscapes that prevailed back then. Brazilian league back in the 60s was probably the best league there was and the Os Santásticos are regarded as one of the greatest teams ever. I know some people don't know shit but sometimes I just hope they at least had the smarts to be quiet

I mean the guy walked over everyone in world cups, would have won 4 if he wasn't injured in Chile, his Santos and other Brazil clubs at the time were like if NBA teams went to play Vs euro basket teams now. Incredibly stacked generation.



But no, a whole century of football history is wrong for considering him the GOAT, because he didn't play in Europe?

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[il brutto]

I mean the guy walked over everyone in world cups, would have won 4 if he wasn't injured in Chile, his Santos and other Brazil clubs at the time were like if NBA teams went to play Vs euro basket teams now. Incredibly stacked generation.



But no, a whole century of football history is wrong for considering him the GOAT, because he didn't play in Europe?

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Yep. I'm sure the likes of Botafogo who had players like Garrincha and Didi were terrible.

 

[PhRoZeN]

I came here to congratulate the Juve fans, who have been fans for years and years and who bleed black and white and here you are. Now I am a huge Ronaldo fan aswel but I wont dump my club because of a player, Ofcourse I will watch the recaps of juve now that Ronaldo is playing here, but man, You should be ashamed of yourself. You dont love football, you are in love with the man himself. But if this makes you happy, then i wish you all the best.

Is this the first time you've come across a player fan?

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[Afghan_juventus]

I mean the guy walked over everyone in world cups, would have won 4 if he wasn't injured in Chile, his Santos and other Brazil clubs at the time were like if NBA teams went to play Vs euro basket teams now. Incredibly stacked generation.



But no, a whole century of football history is wrong for considering him the GOAT, because he didn't play in Europe?

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It’s called revisionist history by Euro fagz and Messi/Ronaldo dickriders.

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I came here to congratulate the Juve fans, who have been fans for years and years and who bleed black and white and here you are. Now I am a huge Ronaldo fan aswel but I wont dump my club because of a player, Ofcourse I will watch the recaps of juve now that Ronaldo is playing here, but man, You should be ashamed of yourself. You dont love football, you are in love with the man himself. But if this makes you happy, then i wish you all the best.

Dickriding to the max. Only Ronaldo, Messi, and Lebron have dickriders like this.

 

[DAiDEViL]

only 2, not 3 girls and get oral at the same time.

Them girls be drooling, begging for that Mark D, and Mark just sits there like

 

[Post Ironic]

One of the most bizzare posts in Tuz history

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That's why I mentioned Crimmy. As truly WTF a post as I've ever seen on the Tuz. How anyone can be so clueless about the pre-2000 football landscape and strength of South America is beyond me.

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Yeah like wtf. No idea about the sporting or cultural landscapes that prevailed back then. Brazilian league back in the 60s was probably the best league there was and the Os Santásticos are regarded as one of the greatest teams ever. I know some people don't know shit but sometimes I just hope they at least had the smarts to be quiet

Millenials. Lol