Cristiano Ronaldo (8 Viewers)

[Mark]

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[Lorenzo Juve]

Marotta have my babies pls

 

[JuveMkd]

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I don't see this signing so much as a CL guarantee (that's naive) as I see it as a game changer for Juve and the Italian football in general. It will affect our future signings, our marketing, and the overall atmosphere in the league, which Juve will certainly benefit from. We could still win the CL without Ronaldo but even that wouldn't improve our game in those aspects I mentioned as much as such a once in a lifetime signing would. We used to have all those superstars before Calciopoli, Ronaldo will help us get back to where we belonged.

Of course. Signing him will have so many positives for us.

And winning the CL (if we do) would still be so sweet. But it won't quite have that feeling of being the underdog with our simple guys like Chiellini and Marchisio, overcoming the superpowers who have the likes of well, Ronaldo

Not complaining, just saying would have liked to win it like that way ^

 

[Badass J Elkann]

7 straight scudetti celebrated by signing the best number 7 in the world. Illuminati confirmed

 

[Cerval]

Someone here said it recently - getting Ronaldo is like putting in a cheat code.

And come to think of it, I don't know if I'd enjoy finally winning the CL, with Ronaldo, as much as I would if we won it with our regular, non-superstar players.


Who knows how long we would have had to wait for that though...

I thought the same at first but I think once we'll be accustomed to him around probably two thirds of the season he'll feel like just another player, he'll fit and it will be enjoyable

 

[ALC]

I take it you're at a decent level then, huh, Badass Messi?

stop picking on him man, I’m starting to feel bad for laughing

 

[Klin]

@Osman my fingers are itching...

 

[DAiDEViL]

That loose fit hipster shirt. @AlexJuventino

 

[.zero]

@Osman my fingers are itching...

Find someone to stick them in

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I thought the same at first but I think once we'll be accustomed to him around probably two thirds of the season he'll feel like just another player, he'll fit and it will be enjoyable

Yeah I think so too.

But for now I don't think I'll ever that affection for him

Imagine if we finally win. Chiellini, Marchisio, Dybala, De Sciglio all crying and hugging at the final whistle.

Ronaldo's like "how cute" and hurries into the dressing room to get cleaned up and gel up his hair for the interviews and photo taking

 

[Hængebøffer]

Badass Messi.... what have you done?

 

[Osman]

@Osman my fingers are itching...

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

stop picking on him man, I’m starting to feel bad for laughing

You were the one who wrote a story about his dad having sex with a panda FFS

 

[Osman]

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[Hængebøffer]

I seem to recall having a Dybala avatar before we signed him too... such a shame

But you have been the biggest jinx this year.

 

[ALC]

You were the one who wrote a story about his dad having sex with a panda FFS

 

[.zero]

You were the one who wrote a story about his dad having sex with a panda FFS

Link pls

 

[Stephan]

@Osman my fingers are itching...

Rub your c0ck

 

[viking1897]

Booom