Coronavirus (COVID-19 Outbreak) (57 Viewers)

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
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How did you get past the second paragraph and still posted this?

I love you and it sucks to see you like this.
Oh the melodramatic, the thing is though, it gives away your motives. Thankfully, i am free of those considerations, and I obviously don't expect you to understand the first thing about intellectual freedom.
 

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lgorTudor

Senior Member
Jan 15, 2015
32,949
Should have been carrying an AK. Never would have fallen out the window then, amirite? ;)
I was just about to write it but I chose to go with the accident joke instead. If he had an automatic rifle he would have died only after a fight in which however his colleagues would have joined in to help. After such a deterrence the authorities would be reluctant to send killers this easily
 
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AFL_ITALIA

MAGISTERIAL
Jun 17, 2011
29,578
New York State is set to have a phased reopening probably by the end of the month, on a regional basis depending on a number of factors. Of course, upstate will probably be opening up quicker as they are far less affected than downstate.

The following must be met:
  • A 14-day decline in hospitalizations, or fewer than 15 per day on average over three days.
  • A 14-day decline in virus-related hospital deaths, or fewer than five per day, averaged over three days.
  • A steady rate of new hospitalizations below 2 per 100,000 residents per day over three days.
  • A hospital vacancy rate of at least 30 percent.
  • An availability rate for intensive care unit beds of at least 30 percent.
  • At least 30 virus tests per 1,000 residents conducted each month.
  • At least 30 working contact tracers per 100,000 residents.

The phases are as follows:

Phase 1: Construction, manufacturing, select retail-curbside pickup
Phase 2: Professional services, retail, real estate, finance
Phase 3: Restaurants, hotels
Phase 4: Arts, education, recreation
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
41,834
IHME revised its death total from 67k a couple of weeks ago to 134k. Looks like I wasn’t wrong @Post Ironic about the death toll being 140k minium.
And all I used was simple arithmetic in my head instead of fancy machine learning models :sergio:
They just revised it this afternoon from 72,400 too. Death toll hit 69k and they finally decided that maybe more than 72k would die :lol2: :sergio:
 

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