I hope freak tornado happens in Ottawa. I hope it hits your little shanty home, rips the roof off, picks you up in your man thong, tosses you around the sky for a few minutes, you are struck by lightning and dropped into the Rideau Canal, where a sturgeon bites your pecker off, and you are fished out by a good samaritan to live the rest of your days as a crippled retard without a penis, who doesn't even remember football and Juventus.