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[Bongiovi]

>> >>> > >HOW TO MAKE LOVE
>> >>> > >
>> >>> > >Ingredients:
>> >>> > >4 Laughing eyes
>> >>> > >4 Well-shaped legs
>> >>> > >4 Loving arms
>> >>> > >2 Firm milk containers
>> >>> > >2 Nuts
>> >>> > >1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
>> >>> > >1 Firm banana
>> >>> > >
>> >>> > >Directions:
>> >>> > >1. Look into laughing eyes.
>> >>> > >2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
>> >>> > >3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very
>>gently.
>> >>> > >4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,
>>working in and out
>>until
>> >>>well
>> >>> > >creamed. For best results. Continue to knead
>>milk containers.
>> >>> > >5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into
>>mixing bowl and cover
>>with
>> >>> >nuts,
>> >>> > >leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
>> >>> > >6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If
>>banana does not
>>soften,
>> >>> >repeat
>> >>> > >steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
>> >>> > >
>> >>> > >Notes:
>> >>> > >1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash
>>utensils carefully
>> >>>before
>> >>> >and
>> >>> > >after use.
>> >>> > >2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
>> >>> > >3. If cake rises, leave town.
>> >>> > >
>> >>> > >Send this to:
>> >>> > >0 people- your love life will be shit
>> >>> > >8 people- you will have a sweet love life and
>>good sex
>> >>> > >8 or more people- you will find the perfect love
>>
>>__________________________________________________

 

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[Dj Juve]

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

[Majed]

:thumb:
:LOL:

 

[josephine]

Tell me if you guys want funny pics of celebritys like this one If you'll like them i'll post more of them

 

[Dj Juve]

hehe

 

[vitoria_Ally]

++ [ originally posted by josephine ] ++
Tell me if you guys want funny pics of celebritys like this one If you'll like them i'll post more of them

That's cruel but fine for me, since I can't stand Friends

 

[Majed]

so THAAT's what Monica looked like when she was fat (in the show). i couldn't picture it before, but now i know why ross is afraid of her!

nice pic :thumb:
...........

BTW Vit, there one thing you can't stand. so it must origionate form something you hate!
Therefore, there IS some evel in you :devil:

my scientific approach in analyzing your posts will help me find the real devil in you (geek talk i know, but it's not funney if i say it otherwise )

 

[vitoria_Ally]

++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++
BTW Vit, there one thing you can't stand. so it must origionate form something you hate!
Therefore, there IS some evel in you :devil:

So look for that, I'm sure you are able to find some EVEL in me

my scientific approach in analyzing your posts will help me find the real devil in you (geek talk i know, but it's not funney if i say it otherwise )

Geek talk :stress:





Ok


Sometimes it's easy to notice that, but very rarely

Eh I better skip all this philosophy

 

[josephine]

here are some more funny pics
Remember those guys?

 

[josephine]

Now guys remember to brush your teeth every night before bed time....

 

[vitoria_Ally]

++ [ originally posted by josephine ] ++
here are some more funny pics
Remember those guys?

One of my fav series

And that second pic is scaring!

 

[josephine]

Hehe sorry Vit if I scared you!

 

[vitoria_Ally]

Sure, since then I brushed my teeth twice

 

[josephine]

Then you shouldn't worry about a thing!

 

[josephine]

Now this is scary!

 

[vitoria_Ally]

Sure, after come back here and watching one more time this pic - I need to go to brush them one more time

 

[vitoria_Ally]

No, that was cruel He killed Santa Claus! :frown:


Very very:

 

[josephine]

Hey when smt goes wrong we should all have this button on our keyboard

 

[josephine]

++ [ originally posted by Ally ] ++
No, that was cruel He killed Santa Claus! :frown:


Very very:

Oh addmit that you just posted that to use that smilie that you so like!

 

[vitoria_Ally]

Talking about keyboards
All you need on your keyboard