Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread) (16 Viewers)

Bongiovi

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2002
587
Can't remember whether I already posted this one.....


A couple is attending an art exhibit and they are looking at a
portrait that has them a little taken back.
The picture depicts three very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench; two have a black peni$ and the one in the middle has a pink peni$.

As the couple is looking somewhat puzzled at the picture, the Irish
artist walks by and says,

"Can I help you with this painting? I'm the artist who painted it."

The man says, "Well, we like the painting but don't understand why
you have three African men on a bench, and the one in the middle has a pink peni$, while the other two have a black peni$."

The Irish artist says, "Oh you are misinterpreting the painting.
They're not African men, they are Irish coal miners and the one in the
middle went home for lunch."
 

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dpforever

Prediction Game Champ 2003 & 2005
Jan 12, 2002
3,794
One day a teacher in a Milan school is explaining to her class that she is an INTER fan.

So after she's explained she says 'Now who else is an INTER fan?'

Not really understanding what an INTER fan is, the whole class put their hands up apart from one little girl.

'Aren't you an INTER fan?', the teacher asks.

'No', replies the girl.

'Well what are you then?'.

'I'm a JUVE fan!', the girl answers.

The teacher is puzzled and says, 'Why are you a JUVE fan?'

The little girl replies, 'Well Me, Ma and Pa are all JUVE fans'.

'So you do everything your Mum and Dad do?' The teacher asks.

'Yes', says the little girl.

The teacher, who is now very annoyed, shouts: 'Well, if your Mum and Dad were morons, what would you be?'

The little girl smiles sweetly and says, 'An INTER fan.'
 

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