> Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young
> newlywed
> couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special
> requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for
> two
> weeks. The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
>
> The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain
>
> from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all,
> Pastor."
> Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
>
> The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well,
> were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied,
> "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the
> couch
> for a couple of nights but, yes we made it."
> "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
>
> The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you
> able
> to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
> "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the
> young
> man replied sadly.
> "What Happened?" inquired the pastor.
> "My wife was reaching for a tin of beans on the top shelf and dropped it.
> When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took heavy
>
> advantage of her right there and then."
>
> "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our
> church," stated the pastor.
>
> "We know." said the young man, sadly "We're not welcome at Tesco anymore
> either."
>