Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread) (36 Viewers)
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great thread .. :thumb:
kewl joke Majed ( eventhough it's kinda old hehe )
this joke is for vitoria ....
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week, the man realized that he wouldneed his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5
o AM.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by
he bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up!!!"
(Men never win)
it's an old one .... but still u better laugh for me
kewl joke Majed ( eventhough it's kinda old hehe )
this joke is for vitoria ....
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week, the man realized that he wouldneed his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5
o AM. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by
he bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up!!!"
(Men never win)
it's an old one .... but still u better laugh for me
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
:LOL:
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
:LOL:
