Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread) (1 Viewer)

[JBF]

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

 

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[Snoop]

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

First you laugh on Jesus, now you joke on Priests and nuns?

 

[Martin]

Yeah, this guy has no respect for Christians

 

[Ford Prefect]

Yeah, this guy has no respect for Christians

i have no respect for anyone that respects them

 

[Snoop]

Yeah, this guy has no respect for Christians

That's not the point, he is the one who says everyone should respect Allah, Muhammad and Islam. You should see the other thread (his arguments) to understand what I am talking about.

 

[Snoop]

Not to forget, he is the same guy who says it's wrong to be a Buddhist.

 

[Martin]

That's not the point, he is the one who says everyone should respect Allah, Muhammad and Islam. You should see the other thread (his arguments) to understand what I am talking about.

I know, dude. Why do you think I said that.

 

[Snoop]

I thought it was sarcasm

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

That's not the point, he is the one who says everyone should respect Allah, Muhammad and Islam. You should see the other thread (his arguments) to understand what I am talking about.

yeah, but his religion is the right one

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

that's sarcasm btw

 

[Martin]

that's sarcasm btw

it's good to explain these things

 

[swag]

First you laugh on Jesus, now you joke on Priests and nuns?

Hey, in my faith, Jesus and Mohammad were both sent on this earth to be stand-up comedians.

yeah, but his religion is the right one

The one and only true religion, of course. Since no other religion ever thinks that.

 

[Ford Prefect]

That's not the point, he is the one who says everyone should respect Allah, Muhammad and Islam. You should see the other thread (his arguments) to understand what I am talking about.

The difference is that Christianity has evolved its ethos to not get pissy when it happeneds, Islam hasnt made that allowance.

 

[swag]

The difference is that Christianity has evolved its ethos to not get pissy when it happeneds, Islam hasnt made that allowance.

Make no mistake: every religion has their pissy contingent.

 

[X Æ A-12]

The difference is that Christianity has evolved its ethos to not get pissy when it happeneds, Islam hasnt made that allowance.

That is not at all true, the only difference is Christians generally live in countries where its considered rude to car bomb a crowded place

 

[Ford Prefect]

Well dude thats kind of saying that a third of the world want to use car bombs.....isnt that kind of a generalisation? The vast majority of muslims are extremely peaceful and just dont give a fuck about most things that are attributed to them.

 

[Snoop]

that's sarcasm btw

No shit?

Hey, in my faith, Jesus and Mohammad were both sent on this earth to be stand-up comedians.

I would have paid fortune to watch them on stage

 

[Ken]

That is not at all true, the only difference is Christians generally live in countries where its considered rude to car bomb a crowded place

+rep for beating me to saying that.


And Ja5per: Ofcourse it's a generalisation, but surely you get his point, and joke.

 

[mikhail]

Well dude thats kind of saying that a third of the world want to use car bombs.....isnt that kind of a generalisation? The vast majority of muslims are extremely peaceful and just dont give a fuck about most things that are attributed to them.

:jck2:

Hey, in my faith, Jesus and Mohammad were both sent on this earth to be stand-up comedians.

I always had Jesus down as more of a stage magician.

 

[Ford Prefect]

+rep for beating me to saying that.


And Ja5per: Ofcourse it's a generalisation, but surely you get his point, and joke.

I get his point that there are extremists in islam, there are extremists in christianity, difference being the extremists in christianity dont use barbaric/medieval methods too attack those that threaten them, they use pychological attacks/rallies etc.etc.

I don't find it a funny thing to say personally.