Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread) (3 Viewers)

[Martin]

Well done, Darkie

 

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[Darkie]

Well done, Darkie

Now that is just racist are you calling me a Darkie?


Grandma says to Grandpa after sex: "You are like a cell phone
Grandpa replies: "You mean I vibrate a lot.
Grandma replies: "When you enter a tunnel you lose network

 

[Martin]

Now that is just racist are you calling me a Darkie?


Grandma says to Grandpa after sex: "You are like a cell phone
Grandpa replies: "You mean I vibrate a lot.
Grandma replies: "When you enter a tunnel you lose network

I call you what you call yourself, don't like it change it

That was just beyond terrible, you ruined everything

 

[V]

LOL, spot on, M. Now I'm sorry for the +rep I sent out.

 

[Dostoevsky]

 

[Martin]

Telling jokes is a demanding discipline, like playing for Juve. If you can't deliver the audience will boo you

 

[Darkie]

just dont bench me I promise it wont happen again

 

[Elgerino]

BOO

 

[Henry]

god Martin, stop ruining the damn thread!

 

[Martin]

god Martin, stop ruining the damn thread!

If you take a look at who started this thread you'll see that I'm actually trying to keep it alive. :wink: Unfortunately most people either don't grasp the word "classy" or they don't have anything classy to offer.

 

[V]

If you take a look at who started this thread you'll see that I'm actually trying to keep it alive. :wink: Unfortunately most people either don't grasp the word "classy" or they don't have anything classy to offer.

Ah, if only you folks here understood our language.

 

[Martin]

Ah, if only you folks here understood our language.

You'd probably be banned a long time ago

 

[V]

You'd probably be banned a long time ago

But Alen knows it and I'm still here.

No really, I honestly believe no humor can be compared to Balkan's. Though it's far from classy most of the time.

 

[Henry]

If you take a look at who started this thread you'll see that I'm actually trying to keep it alive. :wink: Unfortunately most people either don't grasp the word "classy" or they don't have anything classy to offer.

and some people forget that jokes are supposed to be funny

but maybe your classy jokes are too subtle...




and for the record, the fact that I care about being a "true supporter" more than you surely means that I am the true supporter and you're just a glory-hunting semantics-loving "fan"

 

[Martin]

and some people forget that jokes are supposed to be funny

but maybe your classy jokes are too subtle...




and for the record, the fact that I care about being a "true supporter" more than you surely means that I am the true supporter and you're just a glory-hunting semantics-loving "fan"

Unfortunately, my grasp on semantics forces me to inform you that there is no such thing as a true fan.

Walked into that one

 

[Henry]

that's because you don't know what it's like to be a true fan, like me
you're an inferior fan, clearly

 

[Martin]

that's because you don't know what it's like to be a true fan, like me
you're an inferior fan, clearly

If you're looking for the word "fanatic" or "zealot", just say so, don't be shy

 

[Henry]

If you're looking for the word "fanatic" or "zealot", just say so, don't be shy

(fan)atic

 

[Martin]

(fan)atic

a person with an extreme and uncritical enthusiasm or zeal, as in religion or politics.

an enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport, pastime, celebrity, etc.

Nope, not the same thing. You get applause if you can tell which is which.

 

[Juve_fanatic]

If you're looking for the word "fanatic" or "zealot", just say so, don't be shy

(fan)atic

Someone called me???