>>Blonde Jokes!
>>No 6 is the best
>>
>>
>>
>> >>
>> >>1st Degree: A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang
>>at two
>> >>in
>> >>the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the
>>telephone,
>> >>listened a moment, and said, "How should I know, that's 200
>>miles from
>>
>> >>here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife
>>said,
>>"I
>> >>don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear'."
>> >>
>> >>2nd Degree: Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices
>>a
>> >>compact
>> >>on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
>>looks in
>>the
>> >>mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." She hands
>>it to
>>the
>> >>second blonde. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says,
>>"You
>>dummy,
>> >>it's me!"
>> >>
>> >>3rd Degree: A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
>>so she
>>
>> >>goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly
>>and
>> >>when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
>>Well,
>>
>> >>the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the
>>gun,
>> >>and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the
>>gun and
>> >>puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do
>>it!"
>> >>The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
>> >>
>> >>4th Degree: A blonde brags about her knowledge of state
>>capitals. She
>> >>proudly says, "Go ahead; ask me, I know all of them." A friend
>>says,
>> >>"OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh
>>that's
>> >>easy -- 'W'."
>> >>
>> >>5th Degree: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her
>>she
>> >>was
>> >>pregnant? Is it mine?"
>> >>
>> >>6th Degree: A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific
>>accident.
>> >>Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage
>>without a
>> >>scratch. "Wow!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an
>>accordion
>> >>that was stomped on by an elephant! Are you OK, ma'am?" "Why,
>>yes,
>> >>officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the
>>world
>> >>did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked
>>car.
>> >>"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was
>> >>driving along this road, when from out of nowhere this tree
>>popped up
>> >>in front of me so I swerved to the right, and there was another
>>tree!
>> >>I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to
>>the
>> >>right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and
>>there
>> >>was...." "Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off as he
>>looked
>> >>inside the car, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles.
>>That
>> >>was your air-freshener swinging back and forth."
>> >>
>> >>7th Degree: Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to
>>see
>> >>that
>> >>she had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and
>>reported
>>the
>> >>crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels,
>>and a
>>K-9
>> >>unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9
>>officer
>> >>approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out
>>on
>>the
>> >>porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then
>>sat
>>down on
>> >>the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come
>>home to
>>find
>> >>all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what
>>do
>>they
>> >>do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
>> >
>>