They obviously wouldn't buy such a bluff.
Dybala is first of all underdevelopped midget compared to Herculian Lewandowski
Also Dybala lacking that cutting edge clutchness that Lewa has
We MIGHT have fooled them with Zaza but alas we donated him away
But nice try.
I say we simply get Cuads and Cheesio to send him daily I miss u messages then he comes back, I know he misses us a lot.
Then he gets drunk pisses on table during board meeting, forces himself out, then we sign for free